Hi, I'm a first class groupie and you can find me everywhere
No gig can pass or I'll be there
In front of the stage is my place
So that everyone can see my stupid face
I'll never have any respect
For the members of the first act
Good or bad, I don't care
I'll just never trade them fair
Local bands don't interest me
Even if they're playing for free
I'm just supporting famous bands
I'm like wax in their hands
(Do you recognise in this fool
Then it's time to change your rule
Give every band an honest chance
Only then decide to get drunk or try a dance)
FAST:
If you want me to shout for you
Then getting well-known is the only clue
Otherwise I won't enjoy your music
Even if it's great or fantastic
+ repeat first 3 strophes fast
(So do you recognise yourself ?)