There is Someone Here. . .

Honestly, don't ask about the picture. This is a story that I wrote (May 22, 2000) that has 4 different split personalities. Each "person" (a personality) is a different color throughout the story-enjoy! (If you can follow it)

Hello. How are you? I am fine. That's great.Shut up, Bob Look man, I am better than all of you.*Snicker* *Snicker* Well I AM. At WHAT? Eww. You are so sick-minded!Heh heh heh. . . Ah, you scare me! I sure HOPE so. Why is that? 'Cause I am the Scary Hairy man that lives in your closet. *cough* *closet* *cough* He's not gay- he's my husband!WHAT? When did this happen? March 22 in Reno. Ha ha- you. Marry HIM?!It's VERY possible, although not mathematically probable.Oh-kay. Um, yeah. . . Dude, shut the hell up. Hey, what if he doesn't want to. Whatever man- I am not her husband. "My name is Bob and I'm part of the Mob". . . And people think I am on crack?! I don't think it, I-I know you don't think. That's not true- I think more than YOU. But I KNOW your on crack.Yeah, 'cause you sold it to me. Hey, I started this conversation-and I'm barely even in it. Hey look, man, maybe you STARTED this conversation, but that's ALL you did. LOSER! You couldn't keep a conversation going if someone paid you. Look, maybe people pay YOU, but I'm not in that nasty business. Well at least I'm not in the mob. Honey bunny, c'm 'ere. . . WHAT?! Where did THAT come from?! My mouth, retard. You don't know your head from your. . . Look man, you wanna fight? Bring it on! Look, you guys are gonna have to take this outside, 'cause I'm not cleaning anything up. We're running out of time, anyway. We gotta go- say good-bye! Bye people! Pink-pen-girl is stupid. Bye everyone! We're fighting next time! I'll show you, Purple-People-Eater. Stupid Cannible., You guys left me no time! Thanks alot, GUYS. Bye!