Toledo
Well not too far to the south of here,
there’s a place that makes me cry sad tears.
I’m speaking of a great big city,
and I think it’s far worse than shitty.
Toledo has a few cool punk bands,
but except for that it’s really bland.
Fighting Hellfish rock each time they play,
but it’s a place I don’t wanna stay.
Chorus:
Toledo, Ohio, the city that never wakes.
There’s nothing good and the best record store is closed on Saturday.
Toledo, Ohio, a boring, empty town.
Moving to Toledo’s a dumb move that’ll never pay.
The drive to Toledo isn’t fun,
and the city is a boring one.
Quiet Riot was gonna play there,
but people didn’t want their big hair.
Maybe this is just how I feel,
but you can’t find a decent meal.
Spaghetti Warehouse I hear is good,
if I had money go there I would.
Toledo Punks
Toledo Ska