Stephen Rowe Is a friend of mine who I ride with practically every day. He's like 5 feet tall and can talk some serious shit. He's 12 years old , and he fights like a girl. I talked to him recently and this is what he had to say:
Toni : What's your name and where do you hail from? (like that Joey??)
Stephen : Stephen Rowe , Parksville B.C.
Toni : How long have you been riding BMX.
Stephen : About a year and a half.
Toni : What do you mainly ride??
Stephen : I mostly ride the skatepark , but I'll venture onto the streets or Jordies trails sometimes...
Toni : Have you ever torn your leg open on your sprocket and had to get stitches?
Stephen : yea dude , and it was on my F@&%king mountain bike!!
Toni : How do you feel about your mountain bike?
Stephen : My mountain bike? it's cursed damnit. I'm gonna blow it up.
Toni : You're quite into your bombings , eh?
Stephen : Hell yea. My friend almost burnt his eyebrows off....I dunno , it's for fun now. it's how I take out my frustration when my bike won't "run".
Toni : How do you feel about the little 10 year old rollerbladers who constantly infest our skatepark facility??
Stephen : Most of them are gay , but some of the girls are pretty hot....My girlfirend roller blades there sometimes.
Toni : Does she do 360 Liu-Kang Misty Flips , or any form of rainbow trout grind variations????
Stephen : What's a Liu Kang?? How do you know any of these gay names??
Toni : Lets not get into that. So , do you have any final remarks / shoutouts???
Stephen : Yeah..... stay away from these people : Lee and Andy. (See Stephens page "Parksville BMX" for details - www.angelfire.com/punk/parksvillebmx)
Toni : Anything else?
Stephen : I'm a little nerd.
Toni : Okay. If you have any comments about Stephen , feel free to e-mail me or leave a message in the guestbook. Here are some pics of Stephen in Action.
Ice Picking the rail at the Parksville Skatepark. (photo by Me)
Cross-up out of the tidy bowl at the Parksville Skatepark. (photo NOT by
me.)