Official Ministry of Truth NEWS

Welcome to the official news page maintained entirely by yours truly... the Semi-Professional. If you don't know, i play guitar for this stupid god forsaken band and i got suckered into doing this damn news page, so you better enjoy it. No news yet, the whole page isn't even up yet... that's what she said... ohh!

MONDAY NOVEMBER 6, 2000
Hey everybody, it's my sisters birthday today, so everyone give a shout out. Other than that, there's really no news... we're taking a break, only so we can come back stronger. Keep lookin out!

TUESDAY OCTOBER 17, 2000
Finally some news worth reporting. We have a new guitarist! His name is Carlo Alaimo, and he's some loser that is a friend of Chris and myself. He may not look metal (in fact, many have thought he was gay...), but this kid used to have the long hair and play D&D. Okay, so he still sounds gay you say, but he's a cool kid (sometimes), and definitely fits in... Be sure to catch our first show with this new asshole up on stage!