.penis envy.

well, you've got your very own penis

tell everyone it's so big

that you can fuck three girls at once

my god, you're such a pig

and i am so jealous

i want my own dick too

at least that's what Freud tells me

so you know it must be true

PENIS ENVY, I'VE GOT IT

PENIS ENVY, ALL US CHICKS GOT IT

the reason i am such a bitch

is not because i'm angry

about the state of society

it's because i want a weenie

i feel so incomplete

my private parts are so small

damn this extra x-chromosome

i wanna dick and a pair of balls

how all the girls will want me

you know they're all the same

i'll brag about how huge it is

and give it a cute little name

and if i had a dick

i'd get a real good job

and marry my own litte wife

and call myself bob.

"Penis Envy" was written by Bloody Discharge