1st Annual Texas Speed Trials LP (No Lie, NL-012, 1995)
{My scanner is too small to scan LP covers and I'm way too lazy to paste 2 scans together so the covers aren't fully on here, exect this cover, where I discovered what a pain in the ass it is to paste 2 scans together}

Tracks:

The Satans

1. Primordial Drive
2. Get Offa My Back
3. Foot In The Door
   The Inhalants
   
4. Mad Scramble
5. Middle Ages
6. Atomic (sic) Pilot
   Lord High Fixers
   
7. Hoodoo Man's Pins
   The Cryin' Out Louds
   
8. Mental Case
9. Here And Gone
10. Cut Off
    The Motards
    
11. Fast Song
12. I Can't Wait
13. Do You Wanna Do It?
    The Rip Offs
    
14. Fed Up
15. Ugly
16. She Said Yeah
    Notes: Wow, quite possibly the best assembly of 90s garage punk bands, period, and they're all live! The Lord High Fixer's track is the weakest on this comp if that tells you anything. All recorded live at Emo's, in Sunny Austin, Texas. Mr. John Motard apparently not only has pimples on his back, but pimples on his dick too (motherfucker!). If you'd like to squeeze them for him write to the contact info on the front page. You know how these Austinites are nutty for screenprinting, and this LP is no different. There are at least 3 different colored covers that I've seen, so open up those wallets and buy 'em. RAWK!
    
    
    (In A Scottish Accent) Head! Motards Disco! Now!