Name Please: Dj Random
Nah come on, real name: What?
Age: 19
Ok, enough of the crap, lets get to the good shit…
If you had three wishes, what would they be?:
a) Some head from a porn actress.
b) A clean pair of undies.
c) World domination.
What is your favourite Boy-Band?: Wedunno.
If you shat your pants in public, what would be the first thing you would do and why?: First of all I would shout out “fuck!” as loud as necessary, then I would attack someone, prolly an old man, and steal their pants. Old men have cool pants.
If you had to fuck someone’s Mum, who would it be and why?: Hmmmm, Arlin’s mum ‘coz she’s really fiesty!
Describe your perfect woman/girl?: That is impossible.
Describe your perfect man?: (for Braden only)
What’s the most disgusting tasting fruit that you have ever eaten?: Fuck, I dunno, a grapefruit?? They’re all pretty ratshit.
If you dyed your pubic hair, what colour would it be and why?: Purple, ‘coz then everyone would think I am gay.
What’s your favourite position?: 1st
If a bear shits in the woods, and no-one is around. Will it’s shit smell?: Yes, it’s shit, it smells, common knowledge.
There are two trains, a green one heading North and a red one one heading South. The green train heading North is travelling a distance of 246km at a speed of 103 km/h. The red train heading South is travelling a distance of 182 km at a speed of 84km/h. Which Train will reach it’s destination first?: The red one. Everyone knows that red is faster!
What is the average amount of sperm ejaculated by a Male Sperm Whale at the peak of it’s sexual arousal?: (Answer to the best of your knowledge.) A few buckets of the shit I’m guessing.
What does Dog semen taste like?: (Don’t lie, we know you know!) Like butterscotch.
If you had to be eaten by an animal, which animal would it be and why?: A Praying Mantis, that way I would be guaranteed a fuck before I was eaten.
What can you make out of:
a) A toilet roll. (preferably not used)
b) A cup of water.
c) A microwave.
Hmmm, let me see……
How many times can you use a condom?: As many as you want. You just have to be a sick fuck.
If you had to fuck an animal, any animal at all, what would it be and why?: Fuckin’ hell Alex! Hahaha! Umm, let’s see, your MUM.
One word to describe your penis: Pathetic
One word to describe your dad’s penis: (you must have seen it some time ‘coz I have!) Old.
Where would you most like to get a piercing?: Nipples.
You have a tin of Jellymeat, a spoon and a dog. What is the first thing that comes into your mind?: Put the Jellymeat on the Dog's dick and then lick it all off. Mmm mmm.
One word to describe your personality?: What?
Which is better:
“Return of the Jedi” or “The Empire strikes back”?: Jedi, there is more trees.
If you had to suck someones cock, who’s would it be?: Mine, fucked if I’m sucking anyone elses.
Why, you sick fuck?: Hahaha, um, ‘coz I don’t know where anyone else’s has been!
What is your favourite Porno?: Anal Snow Bunnies.
How big is your bumhole?: (in feet please.) 75
What would you do if you woke up one morning and peed blood and your dick had mushroom like lumps on it?: First of all I’d prolly yell out “fuck” really loud, and then I would get some poor sucker to lick it hehehehe.