K. This is the page where we tell you a whole bunch of crap and try to convince you to buy our stuff.
Hey! You know you want to buy this stuff. Who is the coolest band in the world?? (refer to interview with Dj on wedunno's "rico lake" page. Go here and see for yourself.) So yeah, even if you have to shake your wee wee for a few quid, it's gonna be worth one of these fine items!!Ahhh, Tee shirts!!! Look at these stunning articles of clothing!! You are gonna be the sexiest person alive with one of these.
Logo #1. If the boys/girls aren't all over you when you are wearing this shirt, then you know us here at Muffaloose will be, 'coz we love you too!
Logo #2. Now, we have run tests, and this logo is guaranteed to give you no sex appeal. It's just a shirt....
Logo #3. Now, this shirt is a popular one with seedy gringoes and most other males. I wonder why. And just for the record....MARK VERMIN made it.
Logo#4. K, this one, you know is a crock of shit, but if you want one for free, just fuck all of us (guys or girls) and you can have one. And after you bone us, you can pick a colour!
Logo#5. This one is brand spankin' new! Basically, it's what we, and you prolly spend most of your time doing. Nah, I hope you do something a bit more constructive.