How could they do this to us?

A/N The last chapter really depressed me, so I made this chapter cuter and funny . . . at least it is to me. It is a bit shorter though, sorry. This is a bata'd chapter thanks to mylovely bata.

Three weeks passed since Wakka was open about himself with Tidus. In that time Wakka and Tidus’ friendship grew, causing Wakka to fall more heads over heels for him. Of course Tidus was completely oblivious to this. Things were going great for everyone in Dark Ridge; school was going good; home lives were great. Things were just peachy keen ‘til something horrible, something unspeakable, something so unexcepted happened; a Sadie Hawkins dance.

Wakka and all of his friends found themselves on the beach, talking about the said dance.

"Why would they do this to us?" groaned Lulu.

Quistis smiled at her girlfriend, running her fingers through her long dark hair, "Oh, it’s not that bad."

"Yeah, it is," Chappu said, pouting. "I wanna go with Luzzu; not have some icky girl ask me to the dance."

"The Sadie Hawkins Dance, where the girls ask the guys. Sounds so nauseating." Wakka said, making a gagging motion with his hand. Wakka had since told the rest of his friends about his being gay.

"I know, I know, I don’t wanna ask a guy." Selphie moaned, "He’d be all over me and probably smell."

"But Selphie, that’s why we came up with ‘the plan’" Rikku said with a grin.

"Yes ‘the plan,’" Yuffie said, with a devilish smirk.

"We’re afraid to ask; but what’s the plan?" Tidus asked, looking at the three girls.

"Nah uh, we ain’t telling you boys yet." Rikku said. "Lulu, Quistis, come with us and we’ll fill you in."

Exchanging curious looks, Lulu and Quistis stood up off the sandy ground and followed the hyper trio out of earshot of the boys.

"What do you think they’re up to?" Wakka asked.

"To tell the truth, I’m quite frightened with whatever the hyper trio has planned." Luzzu said with a laugh.

Lulu and Quistis walked back to the group, both chuckling at something. Lulu walked up to Luzzu and Quistis walked up to Chappu.

Both boys looked at the girls, raising their eyebrows.

"Will you be my date?" Both girls asked at the same time.

"WHAT?" Chappu and Luzzu exclaimed, surprised.

"Hehe, that’s our plan," Rikku said, running back up to the group. "We ask you gay guys, so you don’t have to worry about some icky girl asking you."

"Oh," Luzzu said, smiling, "good plan. If my boyfriend says it’s okay, then yes, I’d love to go with you, Lulu."

"And if my boyfriend says it’s okay, I’d be happy to go with you, Quistis," Chappu said.

Both boys looked at each other, "Nah, I don’t mind,” they said at the same time.

"Well then it’s settled," Lulu said, hanging her arms around Luzzu, "I have a date with a BOY. Won’t mom be surprised?"

Quistis swatted Lulu on the behind, "Don’t you dare get too friendly with him."

Luzzu pulled away from Lulu, "None of that, or I’ll sic Chappu on that small behind of yours."

"No, don’t do that; I quite like her behind," Quistis said, keeping a straight face.

"So, Wakka, will you go with me, perdy please?" Selphie asked the redhead.

"And Tidus; will you go with me?" Rikku asked the small blonde. "I know you’re not one of the ‘gay guys’ but to be safe you better go with me before some icky girl asks you."

"Uh, sure." both boys said together.

"This is soooo coool." Yuffie said.

"But you don’t have a date." Wakka pointed out.

"Says you. I asked SOOOORA!" Yuffie said. "And he said ‘yes’."

"Okay so we all have dates. Phew, I’m glad we got that out of the way." Chappu said, running his hands through his hair.

Tidus smiled, "I just hope Squall and Irvine are not asked by some annoying girls, maybe Squall will get Irvine to dress as a girl."

"Well he does look like one," Yuffie said, giggling, the image of Irvine in a dress sending her over the edge.

"Yeah and Sephiroth can get Cloud to dress up as a girl." Luzzu said. "Do you know they started to date?"

"Aww, that’s so cute!" Yuffie exclaimed. "I saw that coming. Those two couldn’t keep their eyes off of each other."

"You think they’ve done it yet?" Luzzu asked.

"Shut up, you pervert. They just started to date, and I don’t see you and Chappu doing it and you’ve been together forever," Wakka said, smirking when both Luzzu and Chappu started to blush. "See I’m right."

"Is our widdle boys still virgins?" Rikku teasingly taunted.

"They’re too shy to show their thingies to each other," Selphie said, jumping out of Chappu’s range when he went to swat her behind. "Hey, pervert . . . and you call yourself gay."

"The gay pervert who likes to swat annoying girls on the behind, that’s me." Chappu said, as he started to chase a shrieking Selphie down the beach. "Get back here girl. I’ll teach you to talk about my thingy."

"Nooooo, somebody save meeeeee, he’s going to hurt meeeeee."

"It’s your own fault, don’t reap what you can’t sow." Lulu called after Selphie.


"Hey baby bro," Sephorith said, ruffling Riku’s hair as he passed him, "you have a date to the dance yet?"

"Yeah, some girl asked me," Riku said, not sounding pleased by that at all.

"Well you’re sure a bucket of sugar; why are you not happy about this?"

"I dunno," Riku sighed, his mind strangely on his friend Sora, who had became one of his best friends.

"RIIIIKUUUU!" Riku jumped, hearing Sora yell his name. He looked around to see him running up to him, a cute smile on his face.

"Hey, Sora." Riku grinned. "What’s up?"

"Well I got a date . . . but I don’t like her like that . . . but still, I got a date." Sora grinned, bending over, out of breath, "Can you believe it? Someone would want to go on a date with me."

"Of course I can believe it, Sora. For a boy, you’re not that bad looking and you have that sweet thing going for you." Riku said, slightly blushing.

"Really!" Sora grinned, his cheeks turning red, "Thank you. Hey, Riku did you call me cute, in a round about way?"

"I . . . I guess."

"Heh . . . you’re cute too." Sora laughed at Riku’s shocked look, running pass him. "Bye, I got to go to class!"

Did Sora just call me cute? Riku shook his head, a pleased smile on his face.

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