Checking The Linen

Irvine smiled at Squall, walking toward his bed. “Squally, what do you think Selphie and Quistis were going on about Zell?” He swished his hips back and forth making Squall flush.

Irvine loved that he could make the man, come out of his normal quietness, and show his feelings, when they were alone. He swayed his hips again, just for good measure. This made, Squall lean forward, and grab his arm.

“Stop that,” Squall growled, pulling on Irvine’s arm, making the cowboy fall on the bed next to him. “And I have no idea why they were laughing so hard, when I said Zell’s name.”

Irvine looked up at Squall, his loose hair falling over his face, pouting, “why did ya do that?”

Squall looked down at the pouting cowboy, brushing his hair out of his face, “you look so cute when you pout.” He leaned down and softly kissed him. Irvine sighed, putting his arms around Squall’s neck, and pulling him down on him.

Irvine blushed, kissing Squall back, “you really think so,” he asked when they came up for air? “And . . . hey, you still did not answer my question.”

Squall nodded, running his fingers threw Irvine’s hair, “yes I think so, but that’s not saying much because you’re always cute.” He glanced away blushing, “and if you kept on swaying your hips, I would lose my mind, and would not be held responsible for my actions.”

Irvine turned beet red, “oh . . . oh.”

Squall turned back to Irvine, laying down next to him, snuggling up against his chest. Irvine smiled, wrapping his arms around him.


Quistis looked at her small brown haired girlfriend, giving her a hard look, “Selphie, where are you taking me,” Quistis demanded to know?

Selphie smiled, putting a finger to her lips, “shh, it’s a secret.” She grabbed, Quistis’s arm and dragged the girl. Quistis sighed and let her hyper girlfriend pull her, to their unknown destination.

They walked for a few minutes coming to the SeeD dorm hallway. “Where here,” Selphie said, whispering.

“Here where, Selphie,” Quistis whispered back, “this is a closet. And why are we whispering.”

Selphie grinned, “shh, listen,” she pointed to the closet. Quistis sighed and did as she was told.

What she heard made her go red.

Selphie grinned widely, “I saw them go in there,” she giggled. Two loud moans could be heard from inside the closet.

Still quite flushed, Quistis looked at Selphie, “who,” she asked, even thought she already knew?

Selphie put her hand on the doorknob, “Who do you think, Zell and Seifer,” she swung the door opened and shrieked acting surprised to find the two boys in a very incriminating position.

“Ahhk, what do you two think you’re doing,” she asked, covering her eyes?

Zell froze. His mouth in an ‘o’ of surprise. Seifer backed away from the young fighter, noticeably blushing.

“Well,” Selphie said her voice raised!

“Linen, right, we were checking the linen.” Zell said, his voice high. He took a white sheet off one of the shelves. “Yup, they look good.”

Selphie raised her eyebrow, and looked at Quistis, who was still quite flushed, “is that’s what it’s called these days.” Both girls started to laugh. “So Quistis want to go check the linen?”

“Sure, the linen in my bedroom needs checking.” Quistis said.

Selphie smiled at the two blonds, “well please excuse us, we’ve got some linen to check.” She grabbed Quistis arm, pulling her toward Quistis room. Both girls were still laughing loudly.

Seifer smirked watching the two girls leave, “well it looks like were found out.” He grinned, “and now we can check the linen in public.”

Zell blushed, “oh . . . you,” he threw the sheet at Seifer’s head, “here check this.”

Seifer laughed, tossing the sheet aside, reaching out and closing the closet door. “Thanks, but I’d rather check your linen.” He grabbed Zell, pulling the boy against his chest.


“Ah, ha, ha, can you believe him. ‘We were checking the linen,’ so funny,” Selphie giggled, jumping on Quistis’s bed. She lifted up Quistis sheets, “these linen needs checking,” she blushed looking at Quistis.

Quistis nodded, “that is does.” She went to her bed and set next to Selphie. Selphie smiled, jumping the girl, grabbing her in a big bear hug.

“Selphie, I love you too, but I’d like to be able to breathe.”

“You . . . love me,” Selphie jumped back, her face red.

Quistis eyes went wide, “did I say that?”

“Er, um you did.” Selphie looked down. “Did you mean it?”

Quistis grinned, “of course. How can I not?” She blushed, lifting Selphie’s chin up, and placing a soft kiss on her lips.

Selphie flushed bright red, grinning from ear to ear, “really . . . I . . . I . . . love . . . you . . . too.” She said, leaning against Quistis.

Quistis smiled, hugging the young ninja.


“Hehe, do you hear that,” a young SeeD cadet asked, grinning from ear to ear?

“I sure do . . . just wait till we tell the rest of the yaoi club members,” another young cadet said. Both cadets leaned against the closet their face’s red.

“Shesh, their really going at it,” the first cadet said.

“Yeah,” the second cadet replied.

“Is your camera ready?”

“Yeeeyup, sure is,” the second cadet said, raising her camera to her face. “Open the door.”

The first cadet quickly opened the door, and the second cadet clicked the shutter button. “Got it,” she yelled.

The two boys in the closet yelled, confused by the bright light. “Hey,” the younger blond yelled.

The two cadets shrieked and fled down the hallway. “WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA,” the older blond yelled? He started to chase after the two cadets. A few minutes later he came back.

“They got away,” he said.

“O...oh,” the younger blond said, sliding down the wall.

“Well, now we’re really found out.”

“Sure seems that way.” Zell gulped looking at Seifer. He weakly smiled, “well now we really can check the linen in public . . . that is if we want our pictures taken.”

“ATTENTION,” a loud voice could be heard over the loud speaker. “The Yaoi Club has an important message. Please direct your attention to the nearest broadcast TV.”

“Oh no,” Zell moaned, “how in the world can they be this fast?”

“It’s that new minute developing film.” Seifer muttered. Both boys turned to the broadcast TV that was in the dorm hallway.


“Wonder what’s going on,” Squall said, turning on his small broadcast TV.

“They said, ‘Yaoi Club’ you don’t think it’s about us, do you?” Irvine asked, watching the TV?

“No, can’t be. We’ve been very careful not to get our pictures taken.”


Selphie jumped off of Quistis’s bed, turning her broadcast TV on. “Hmmm, what are they going on about, I wonder?”

Quistis shrugged, “no Idea.”


“Hello, I’m Meghan LaRae, founder of our Garden’s Yaoi Club, the sister club to the Yuri Club run by my sister, Katie LaRae.” Meghan, smiled at the camera, brushing her long straight blond hair out of her eyes.

“We’ve come by a great story. It’s brought to us by SeeD cadets, Naru Narusegawa, and Keitaro Urashima.” The camera switched over two young cadets, a pretty girl with long blond hair, and a skinny dark-haired boy, wearing glasses. The two shyly smiled at the camera.

“It seems two of our Garden’s hottest have gotten together,” Meghan said, when the camera switched back to her. “Take a look at what Naru and Keitaro managed to capture on their camera.”

The screen switch to a blown up picture, of two startled looking blonds. They had their arms around each other and looked very much out of breath.

“Yes, people it’s true,” Meghan said, the screen going back to her, “Hotty Zell, and bad boy Seifer were caught making out in a closet.” She sighed happily, “They were a favorite pairing on the Garden’s Yaoi and Yuri fan fiction section, but never did we dream they’d really be together.”

“Well there you have it folks. I’m Meghan LaRae, saying goodbye,” Meghan waved to the camera, smiling cutely, as the screen faded to black.


“WHAT,” Squall and Irvine yelled.


Selphie and Quistis stared at the screen in shock, “wow, those Yaoi Club people sure have some guts.” Selphie, shook her head, in amazement.

“Yeah, I wonder how, Zell and Seifer’s going to take this,” Quistis said.


“Whaaaa,” Zell blinked his eyes a few times, his mouth open, in confusion, “hotty Zell . . . a fan fiction favorite.”

Seifer smirked, “Bad boy Seifer.” He patted the confused boy on the arm, “they’re right, you are Hotty Zell.”

“I...I am,” Zell blinked?

“Yes,” Seifer growled, pulling him to his chest.

“Ahhh,” a bunch of girl and boys voices could be heard. “Let’s find that closet, maybe they’re still there.” A boy’s voice shouted out.

“Eee gads,” Zell yelled.

Seifer groaned, grabbing Zell’s hand, “come on,” he yelled. The two boys sprinted down the hallway. Zell frantically grabbed his card key, unlocking his door.

They ran in the room, slamming the door shut, making sure it was locked. “Woo,” Zell sighed, sliding to the floor.

“So much for checking the linen in pubic,” Seifer growled, pulling Zell to his feet.

“There’s always our rooms,” Zell said blushing. Seifer nodded his agreement, pulling Zell into a hard kiss. Both boys moaned, loudly.

“Ahh, did you hear that,” a girl yelled. “They’re making out!”

Both blonds groaned, pulling apart.

“Okay, move along,” a female voice could be heard.

“She said, MOVE IT,” another female voice could be heard. A loud crack could be heard also.

“Eeek,” a bunch of feet could be heard scrambling away from the door.

“Selphie you didn’t have to snap my whip at them.”

“Well it worked.”

“So it did. Let’s go finish checking the linen.”

“Kay,” two feet could be heard walking away.

The two blonds on the other side of the door started to shake in laughter. “Looks like they’re on our side,” Zell laughed, imagining the look on the Yaoi fan’s faces when Selphie snapped Quistis’s whip at them.

Seifer smirked, “yeah. Come on, the linen looks like it needs checking.”

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