Chapter 14
Irvine and Squall walked to Squall’s dorm. Once they were inside, Irvine made sure the door was locked. A loud barking laugh sounded in Irvine’s head. I saw that thought young man Tonberry King would of shook his head in amusement if he had a head to shake at the moment.
Shush Ton, I’m not up to anything wrong. These clothes really are uncomfortable.
Sure, whatever you say. Say Si do you believe him?
Of course not, Siren giggled.
Ahh shush you two, Squall’s going to think I’ve gone nuts, if he sees me staring into space.
Irvine looked at Squall, but luckily the boy hadn’t noticed anything strange. Irvine smiled, fidgeting with his skirt.
“Man I really can’t wait to get this stuff off.” He looked Squall, with an innocent look on his face, “did you know that Quistis and Selphie made me wear a female thong?” Oh, come off it, Irvy, you wanted to, Siren giggled. I did not. You have no idea how this feels. They’re way to tight.
Squall went blood red, Stop imaging it, stop imaging it. I mean it brain STOP imaging it. Oh Shiva! Stop, get that image out of your head. Brain are you listening to me? Squall repeated over and over in his head. He was really feeling turned on.
Squall felt a girlish giggle in his head. You rang. Squall what’s bothering you? Shiva sounded concerned.
Nothing Shiva, just that my brain has a mind of it own.
Oh, Shiva laughed, you had better say something, he’s looking at you.
“That sounds like Selphie,” Squall breathlessly whispered, making Irvine smirk. Shiva would of smirked to, instead she giggled.
Ha, he imaged it. “Yeah and they’re very uncomfortable,” Irvine slowly started to take his shirt off, swaying around, moving his body in a very hypnotizing way. Irvine! Siren scolded. Irvine rolled his eyes and tuned the GF out.
Squall froze, his eyes going wide, “w. . . . what are you doing,” he choked, his face flushing an even deeper red? Wow, that’s sexy, I’ve never seen anything like that before. Squall blushed, Shiva sure was talking more then usual. Hey, you haven’t had me junctioned in a long time. And I like to talk with you. Sorry Shi, I like your company, you just started me when you started to talk all of the sudden. Well you know were not normally juncered, unless your on a mission or in the training center. But since we’ve learned that GF’s are no longer a threat to their host, you can juncion us whenever you want . . . So I’m very happy to be here and there not be a pending fight. Yup I know. Um Squall, you better turn your attention back to Irvine. Squall looked in Irvine’s direction, blushing.
Irvine threw his shirt across the room, “what,” he asked, looking as innocent as a half naked person could look? Irvine faintly heard Siren and Tonberry King laugh at the look on Squall’s face.
“You’re undressing . . . ” he closed his eyes, feeling very flustered, embarrassed, shy . . . really turned on. Yup, all of the above. He’s never seen anyone naked before. Not really. The closest he’s ever come to seeing a naked body was when he walked into the wrong hotel room. An old lady had just been about to lover her skirt. Ah ha, that wa so funny, Shiva giggled. The lady had no shirt on, but luckily her back was to him. Squall had screamed, and ran as her husband started to chase him down the hallway. Now that part was scary, I thought I’d have to summon myself to save you, but luckily you out ran him.
And now it looked like he might see someone naked. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to, he did. But he was . . . so new to this sort of thing. Truth was, he was still a virgin. He and Rinoa never went farther then kiss. Thank goodness, Shiva would of cringed, if she had a body to do so.
Not that Rinoa didn’t try to get him to go farther. He had to practically beat her off with a stick. Not a real stick, mind you. You should of used a real stick, then maybe she’d of got the message. It would really look strange for a guy to do something like that to his girlfriend. No, he just always told her, he wanted to wait. Wait for what, Rinoa always whined. I Just want to wait, Squall always answered. Finally Rinoa had enough and they had broken up. It did end on friendly terms. At least Squall thought so. I always thought that was for the best, dear. Rinoa and you never seemed right together. Shiva was right, and Squall knew that. I agree with Shiva, Squall’s other GF spoke up. Phoenix, Squall had gotten her, not long after he had entered the Garden, so he’s had her for a good number of years.
He had always wondered what was wrong with him. Why didn’t I jump at the chance to do it with her? She was pretty, sure. So why? Squall always thought that, every time she had asked him. But he now knew, didn’t he? Even though he had just recently realized it, he must of always been attracted to guys. Yes you have, dear. I’ve always known it, Shiva told Squall. Why didn’t you tell me? I couldn’t, it’s was something you had to find out on your own, Shiva giggled, or with the help of that hyper girl.
“So,” Irvine spoke, making Squall jump, him being so much in though, about his past, and talking with Shiva and Phoenix.
His eyes still tightly closed, Squall jumped when he felt Irvine embrace him, santa suit and all.
“You okay, Squall?” Irvine peered into Squall’s face.
Squall nodded, hugging Irvine back, blushing, when he ran his hands over his naked back. “I’ve never been comfortable with nakedness,” he admitted. “I’ve only seen one person be nearly naked, and for that I almost got my head sliced off by a very angry husband.”
Irvine started to laugh, “huh,” he pulled away. “Were you having an affair with someone’s wife?” Shiva laughter jingled in Squall’s mind. Him having an affair with a 60ish year-old lady.
“Nu huh, no way. I was only,” he paused trying to remember, “eleven or twelve. I don’t quite remember why, but I was at a hotel, and I went into the wrong room. Maybe I was on a SeeD field trip.”
“W...wait . . . ” Irvine looked away blushing, “so that means you and Rinoa never . . . ” his voice trailed off. Awww, aren’t you happy to hear that, Siren cooed, making Irvine blush? Yes, now shush.
Squall flushed as red as his santa hat, which he was still wearing, “no . . . we never.”
“Me too” Squall gave Irvine a confused look, “ . . . I mean of course I’ve never with Rinoa, I meant I’ve never with anyone.”
“But . . . ”
“Yeah, yeah,” Irvine blushed. “Rumors.” Most that you started, Siren reminded Irvine.
“Rumors.”
“Yeah. Everything . . . all rumors.”
“Oh,” Squall smiled, surprising Irvine by kissing his ear. Irvine shivered in delight, as Squall kissed down his neck.
Squall jumped back in surprise when Irvine started to laugh, “what?”
“I just realized,” he laughed, “you’re still dressed as santa.” He doubled over. “Santa’s making out with me.” He stood up and looked at Squall, “but santa’s a good kisser, so I don’t really mind.”
Squall blushed at that, reaching up, to take his hat off. He smirked and threw it at Irvine.
“Really,” he asked?
“Sure.” Irvine smiled. He started to fidget with his skirt again. “Erm, Squall I really need to get OUT of this, NOW.” Squall backed up, surprise in his eyes. “It’s really starting to be painful.”
“Whaa,” Squall started to ask.
“This thong . . . ” he whined. “I think Selphie bought me one that was too small on purpose.”
“Oh . . . Oh!...ouch,” Squall winced. Ouch, Shiva and Phoenix agreed.
“Yeah, ouch.” Irvine couldn’t wait anymore. Maybe this would cause Squall to faint dead away, but he had to. Irvine quickly reached under his skirt and lowered the thong, kicking it aside. IRVINE, Siren scolded, but this time there was an amused tone to her voice.
“Ahh,” he sighed, “that’s much better.” He chanced a look at Squall, hoping the boy was still alive, and smiled, seeing he had his eyes tightly closed. “It’s okay Squall, I’m not naked.”
Squall opened one eye, then another. He smiled sheepishly, “sorry, I’m such a kid.”
“Nah, that’s okay. You don’t have to see me naked, until you want to.”
Yeah, but I want to. I’m just . . . I’m such a virgin. Squall smiled, “okay, um but does that mean, you don’t care if I see you naked?” Duh, you think because maybe you are a virgin, Shiva teased.
Irvine blushed, “nah, I don’t care. I love you, don’t I.”
“So I’ve heard,” Squall smirked. “I love you too.”
“Oh, so can I see you naked then?” Irvine smirked back.
“Whhaa,” Squall’s eyes went wide, “you want to see, . . . ” For some reason he couldn’t imagine why anyone would be interested in looking at his body. He never thought it was anything special. For one thing he was too skinny.
“Well duh, you’re hot,” Squall blinked, huh, I’m hot? Irvine seemed to read Squall’s mind, “yes, you’re hot. Look in a mirror, why don’tch.” Squall honey, you are very attractive, and I guess the term these days would be hot. If you had lived back in my day, when I was still human, all the girls and some boys as well would be throwing their selves at you. Really, he couldn’t help but feel flattered by what Shiva had said? Yes, now say something to the boy.
“Thanks,” Squall said, his eyes grazing over Irvine’s bare chest. He looked down, staring at his too big santa shoes. I really need to get out of this stuff anndd . . . His thoughts were stifled, when Irvine stole his mouth in a hot passionate kiss.
“Mnh,” Squall moaned in Irvine’s mouth.
Irvine smiled, as he pulled away. “Seems Missus clause is a good kisser as well,” he teased. Squall blushed and nodded.
The two went back to kissing, and didn’t even notice when Squall’s door opened.
Selphie and Quistis leaned against the door frame and watched the two. Selphie was smirking, and Quistis was looking like she couldn’t figure out why she let herself be dragged to Squall’s room. Because you love the girl. Quistis rolled her eyes, Yeah but that doesn’t mean I have to be dragged into her ‘spy on Squall and Irvine mission’ Quistis replied to her GF, Bahamut.
And she picked his lock, sometimes I don’t know about this girl. And how in the world did she do that? How do you pick a lock that needs a card key to open it? Quistis eyed Selphie wondering when she was going to speak up.
“Oy, I knew it,” Selphie screamed, causing both boys to bolt apart. They turned and glared at their intruders.
“SELPHIE,” Irvine yelled. “What’s the meaning of this?” He eyed Quistis, “and I can’t believe you let her drag you into this.”
Quistis rolled her eyes, “she has her ways. Actually all she told me is ‘Quistis you have to come with me’ and she brought be here.” Quistis eyed her girlfriend, who was hyped up on a mega load of sugar at the moment.
“I NEW it, I NEW,” Selphie giggled, jumping up and down. Her voice was high enough, even people on the other side of Gaia could probably hear her. Geez, calm down Selphie, maybe you shouldn’t of had that hundredth candy bar. Selphie rolled her eyes at Carbuncle. No he has a point, you eat to much sugar, Valefor, are you picking on me too? No, pay attention, they’re looking at you. Selphie stopped talking to her GFs and looked at Irvine.
Irvine sighed, “and that would be?”
Selphie giggled, “that you two would have a kinky Christmas thing going.”
Irvine and Squall blushed.
“Oh, don’t be shy . . . Hey . . . Irvine you look very nice without a shirt,” she smirked, then yelled when Quistis wacked her behind. “Sorry, Quitsy, but you have to admit.”
Quistis rolled her eyes, then smiled, “Selphie I’m not bi like you. But if I did like guys, then I’d probably agree.”
“Okay do you two think you can leave now,” Squall asked?
Selphie smiled and nodded, “okay . . . come on Quitsy,” she grabbed the blond, and dragged her down the dorm hallway to her room.
Squall walked to his door and looked out making sure the two girls were really gone. When he was satisfied that they were he re-closed and locked the door.