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A nice looking young man walked onto the stage and set on the stool, looking very handsome.
“Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars,” a flirty voice said, “so, Kyo do you have a girlfriend?”
“That’s none of your business!”
“Fine! Kyo.....what do you wear when you sleep,” the flirty voice asked?
“I wear my ducky pajam.....that’s REALLY none of your business,” he yelled, his face turning red!
“OH! I LOVE DUCKIES! I NEED TO WRITE THIS DOWN,” the voice said, grabbing a pen and paper. “OH YEAH! I got something for you Kyo-Kyo! Catch this Kyo!’
A box dropped down from somewhere, and Kyo caught it. “What’s in it?”
“Just open it and you’ll find out!”
Feeling a little scared, Kyo opened the box, “YUCK LEEKS! WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS!?!”
“What, you don’t like leeks,” the voice asked, with a little sniff? “Yuki said you loved leeks!”
“THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT LITTLE RAT WOULD SAY!!”
“Why would Yuki lie to me,” the voice asked, after blowing her nose?”
“THAT’S ALL HE EVER DOES!”
“Will Yuki Sohma please come up to the stage. RIGHT NOW!!”
Another nice looking young man walked out onto the stage.
“WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE I LIKE LEEKS!?!”
“I didn’t tell anyone you liked leeks,” Yuki said, sound completely calm.
“DON’T BE ALL CALM WITH ME, YUKI!!!!!”
“Now you know Kyo, the nice looking man who doesn’t like leeks!”
“WELL THEY KNOW NOW!”
“I’m sorry Kyo, I didn’t mean to,” Yuki said, sounding sincere.
“That’s okay Yuki,” Kyo said, raising his hands, and placing them on Yuki’s palm down, “I’ve always misjudged you.” Both boys smiled at each other.
“Hey Kyo! Have you seen......AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!,” Tohru screamed, seeing something very creepy. Her eyes rolled up in her head, and she fainted.
“We better not do that in front of Tohru again, Kyo,” Yuki said, looking at Tohru, laying on the floor.
“I think you’re right,” Kyo said, looking at Tohru.
“You better not,” Tohru moaned, waking up.
Yuki and Kyo shrugged, looking at each other for a while.
A/N If you’ve seen FB, you’ll remember the scene when Tohru imagines Yuki and Kyo getting along, and then she says never mind, that’s just creepy. Or something like that. That’s what inspired that little scene with the boys here.