Okay, duh, so Barbie is beautiful! Totally common knowledge. But, I mean, WHY??? We're here to find out.
1) If she were a real person, she'd have no room for a liver or large intestines. This is sooo cool, because she'd be so skinny, she could fit a shoelace around her waist! If I had no large intestines, I wouldn't have to chow Ex-Lax all day!
2) She looks like a paper crane! If I looked like a paper crane, maybe Tazuko would spend more time with me.
3) Her boobs are huge! And she never needs to wear a bra! Plus, she has no nipples! How cool is THAT?
4) Her hair is long, blond and silky! Plus, it can never grow, so it always stays that totally perfect length.
5) She's non-pliable! She's always in that super-sexy position!
6) Her eyes don't close! You always see those pretty blue peepers!
7) She is soooo popular! She has tons of friends that are all cheap rip-offs of her, plus sexy Ken who simply can't get an erection - so she never needs to worry about ruining her fab figure with pregnancy!
8) Her makeup never fades!
These are only SOME reasons why Barbie is beautiful...let me know if YOU think of any more! Like, 24/7!
Love 'n' stuff!!!
~LISA!!!
