1. Here's the scenario. You're a balloon. A giant, sharp, oragami flog is coming at you. You know you'll pop. You say:
a) "Oh blast it all..."
b)"Oh dear..."
c)"Gustav, hewwwwwp!"
d) "Ahh, poop!
e) "I don't wanna die a virgin!"
f) "Where's my weed?"
2. You're bored. You:
a) Read the stock exchange
b) Practice sadism by throwing boxes at birds
c) Make paper cranes, star shaped b-b-boxes and paper flogs.
d) Make a house out of cardboard boxes.
e) Bite people's arms.
f) Go to Newbury Comics
3. People who don't know you call you:
a) The Very Serious Balloon
b) Flannice
c) The Coolest Person Ever to Live
d) Inferior
e) Superior
f) Good Smelling
4. Your one true love is:
a) Tazuko Sakamoto
b) Hollie Zegman
c) Gustav the Balloon
d) Poop-Ducky, followed by Cackleman
e) The Toaster, with John Crespo at a close second
f) John the Waiter Well? Are you Tazuko?
