AND THE LORD HATH SPOKEN!
FOR WHAT CRIMES HAD MAN DONE?
LITTLE ARE THESE LIVES, THAT LAY BEFORE US...
WHAT PITY HOLDS IN THE EYE OF MY SON...
For those who have never heard of Jesus Christ, he is the annointed one
JESUS is the one who died for OUR SINS He was laid upon
a cross, and brutally at that! The Romans, at the time, stuck nails in his arms
and legs.
IN HIS FUCKING ARMS AND LEGS, PEOPLE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BLEED TO DEATH?
but Jesus has come back!
The virgin Mary, in her pulchritude and innocence, was given a gift from God. That gift was a one night stand with God and, unto Mary, did he shoot a seed inside her, that would grow into his spawn. And the lord did sayeth;
This son shall be Jesus, and Jesus shall be my son.
Though, upon his birth, visited was this seed of God by three wise men.
The first gave him a box of Incenses
The second gave him a fine crafted glass piece to be used for the green grass that God, henceforth, did put unto our very soil.
The third wise man, gave him a American Deluxe Stratocaster® HSS !!! For, God is the Best at Guitar, but unto his son, he had passed along the gift of shradding.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
And it was upon a crisp, winters night, that Jesus did find himself in the cold,
and a light was seen in the sky... a voice cometh down and speaketh;
Jesus of Nazareth... upon thee I bestow this tablet...
And the writing on this tablet was, as follows
Thou shalt not shred whilst jesus is in mind
Thou shalt not insult Jimi Hendrix (God)
Thou shall share thy bud, but only in times of need.
Thou who hast said the Lord's name in vain shall be given 30 strikes with a rusty e-string.
Thou shall rest on the 7th day, and shred on the 6th
Thou shall not commit adultery, unless it is with Jesus.
Thou shall praise and idolize promiscuity and exhibitionism, but only for the savior to recieve.
Thou shalt not say the Lord's name in vain, except during sex (it is encouraged)
Thou Shalt Shrad!
Thou Shalt treat thou lover with respect, and hence, make love until thou no longer able to walk.
Jesus was a fine boy... he was a carpenter, for the Lord did bless unto him an imagination as great as the universe is wide... Jesus loved to invent.
Though, we are getting off topic... The purpose of this page is to spread the Word of God
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