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The Debt Collector Here I was, standing in line for the new Superman ride at Six Flags, amd after nearly an hour of waiting in line, I could see the loading platforms for the ride! I was salivating. I was hyperventialating. I could barely control my excitement... And then the damn cars got stuck on the first big, delicious hill, enough to give even the most seasoned daredevil or adventure-seeker moderately aroused. And as we waited for the maitenance people to get this damn rollercoater moving again, I realised that the entire situation wasn't fair. And from there, I began to reflect on everything that wasn't fair in my life and all the people who owed me things... money... sea monkeys... Anything. And so, feeling very violated indeed, I made this list up for your enjoyment. | |
| Batman | Batman. Yes, Batman. He robbed me of my youthful dream that I would one day be a superhero, which led to extended suicide attempts in my youth and adolescence. |
