rainbow steve
Back when Pocahontas was only about... *ye high* and still young and stuff, he had an alter ego named "Rainbow Steve."
Rainbow Steve is the epitome of the Scruff McGruff for the gay movement. Rainbow Steve tarvells around from school to school, teaching kindergarteners everything they want to know in their lifetime about several deep, touching topice, such as
~~"alternate lifestyle" (the politically correct way to say "homosexuality", kiddies)
~~"homoeroticism" (they'll need this if they want to write a Gundam wing fanfic, and belive me, they will.)
~~"tolerance" (yes, that means you have to love everybody. Even Christians, but nobody listens to that anymore anyways.)
~~and "sodomy". (Yes, kindergarteners need to know about this. In very explicit terms. Rainbow Steve makes sure of this.)

Recenlt, I actually accompanied Rainbow Steve on one of his rounds. After the performance, I asked Rainbow Boy about his performance.
"Umm... Pocahontas-"
"I AM NOT POCAHONTAS! I AM RAINBOW STEVE!!!"
"Okay... you do that..."
"I AM RAINBOW STEVE AS LONG AS I WEAR THIS RIDICULOUS RAINBOW CHECKERED OUTFIT."
"Mmmkay. Anyways, Man of Many colours-"
::glare:: And when he glares.... it's actually veeery amusing.
"Do you really have to dress so flamboyantly?"
"What?!"
"No... I mean it, not all gay people wear rainbow colours. So why do you?"
"Well, young Cassandra, the rainbow symbol has always been synonomous with the gay movement-"
::A young kid in the audience stands up and begins to speak.:: "Umm.. Rainbow Steve...."
"Yes..."
::The young child continues:: "Could you tell me about sodomy again? I think I forgot..."
::twenty young boys begin to salivate as Pocahontas/Rainboy Steve/ Man of Many Colours gets really into the topic, making sure there are graphic depictions of sodomy included. And you just know he's taking this from personal experience, folks...
"What the hell are you doing! You're five years old, for fuck's sakes! I bet not one of you here is over the age of five and three quarters, dammit!"
"Watch the language, Rainbow Boy."