Disclaimer: This was written during a caffiene-and-jelly-bean induced rush, and may offend some people with its graphic satire of homophobia.
I actually contemplated removing this brilliant piece from my site, but during another similar caffiene-and-jelly-bean induced rush decided to keep it on the grounds that it's funny.
And if it offends you, you can go write a letter to your congressman.
I wonder why gay Christians can't get it through their heads that God hates them.
Hey, it says right there in Romans that those that submit to the sin of the flesh and desire and have sex for pleasure with those of the same sex.... I mean.. it's creepy.
Why bother giving your life to something that hates you. Personally, I'd say to God, "God, I'm a fucking homosexual. You can suck my big fat cock. In fact, once you've had it the gay way, you'll never go back!"
The thing that makes it even funnier is that, I'm a chick! I have no cock! Nor penis! Not even a "dick"! And if God fucked me, he'd be perfectly straight!
Hardy har.
Sometimes I am so amusing I make myself laugh!
Anyways, back to gay christians....
They even have their own flag!
They seem to be wasting their efforts on sucking up to a God that won't pardon such a sin.
I think God ought to go to a gay parade dressed up as a woman and experience life at the point of view of a drag queen. Maybe, while he's at it, he'll decide that maybe being gay isn't so immoral after all.
Those orgasms feel damn good.
But what would God know about orgasms, anyways?
The gays had a parade in Rome, on some Chrisitain holiday, right oput in front of the Pope! And the Pope watched! And all was good!
And the Pope decided that all gays were STILL sinners and were STILL going to go to hell!
If I recall, his exact word were to express his disappointment was that he was "sorely dissapointed" at the descision "of all those fags" to hold the parade during the "Grand Jubilee of the Year 2000".
You go, Pope John Paul. Tell "all those fags" about their sin. Time's coming close. In fact, I believe taht Judgment Day is in fact, tomarrow. That gives all those sinners approximately 23.59.42 hours to repent! Repent! and Floss Often!
Pope and The Gays
A Comic By Seanbaby
For more information onhow the Pope vs. The Gays war turned out, go here:The Pope Vs. Marching Gays- Homoerotic Hijinks!" at Seanbaby.com.
