 Ha! Batmannn! | i hate robin... As a young child, I wanted to be cool like Batman. I mean, c'mon, he had a "Batmobile", and an underground lair, and all these sexy chicks chasing after him all the time. I am a chick magnet, after all. But, if I were some superhero that got to wear a big black cape and fight crime with all those handy-dandy instruments, my chick-appeal would be increased exponentially! Anyways, there was that problem of Robin... He was the most annoying, incompetent superhero ever!! All he did was want to be Batman by imitating him in every impossible way. |
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Yeah... he was a loser.
He was real bad at being Batman-in-training. He was stupid. Batman was the one who always figured out every riddle, every clue, and kicked the evil dude's ass- every time!! He got the costume all wrong too. Who would you take seriously as a crime-fighter... some clumsy boy in a red, green and yellow suit, or the sexy, msterious, brooding guy in all black, with a big black cape and a bat mask? I say the guy in black! Plus, Robin needed to work out. Superheros aren't supposed to be twiggy. That skintight suit just doesn't look good when the guy inside is all twiglike and doesn't even have biceps. |  that pesky Robin |
Mmm. That mysterious Wayne.. so gloomy.. | And he was so bad with women. He had a habit of falling for the enemy... and hindering Batman. Batman could smell a villian from a million miles away! And Robin had to be in their pants before he realised they were bad people... *Sigh*. Talking about Robin makes me depressed. Now... Batman... He always had the best body. Those muscles! He worked out. He should have given Robin some gym equipment. But why, whenever I watch Batman, is Robin still there? How come nobody ever noticed he sucked and pulled him from the series to replace him with me?? I am so much better than he is... .:back:. .:home:. |
