I'd like to apologise now if anything here is wrong.. I don't own any of the manga (yet, at least, it's on its way from Japan... ), so I rely on translations (which can be confusing and may be improperly translated anyways) and any scans I can find in galleries (if I really have no idea what's going on.)
If there's any misinformation, you can email me with any corrections.
Also, excuse my quotes from "something i can never have" by nin. It's also a bad idea to listen to Trent Reznor while reading the translations..

That said, grab a muffin (preferrably a cranberry one, so my mom won't take it from you), and read my damn synopsis!