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What's shakin' all you cool kats? Once again, congratulations for finding my kick ass page (and for most cases I forced your pessimistic, devious, little hearts here dammit...hehehehe...) as always this page is full of malicious crap so I know that you'll enjoy reading this shit as much as having passionate, sinful, lusty, sex in the front of your neighbor's front porch and if you don't appreciate all my fuckin' time to entertain your sorry hairy ass for some unforgivable god damn reason, go suck a hairy, dirty dick! prick eating cannibal! 'cause I don't give a rat's ass about pleasing your orgasmic whining, bitch! This is supa genius, genuine, gorgeous, Nobel peace prizing winning material, but on the plus side this winning material is also dumb, irrational, obscene, offensive, and filled with jumbles of never-ending gibberish-oriented opinion, and pointless crap, but that only means you'll enjoy it even fuckin' more like caressing your own two inch penis, pussy bitch. And if for some sucky inexcusable reason I still can't please you, let's set up an appointment. If I can't get to your mind, maybe I can get to something else...just call me oral bee. Sike, sucker, muthafucker! As usual, if I still can't please you one dangity bit and instead I give you rage, discomfort, and disgrace, please feel free to complain about your shit in my wonderful, digitally mastered, cut-n-paste, already made to order guest book. Maybe then some small soul in this psychotic world will read your thoughts and say, 'dude, you are a butt licking genius,' and MAYBE they will give a fuck about you. But who gives a hoot about your hairy ass butt plug? Anything goes so please feel free to paste any pictures of your gorgeous self onto my guest book (if you know how), or otherwise pull your pants down, scan your delicious, juicy booty and e-mail it over to me, baybee. Now I have to ask you a favor turned force. Please sign my guest book with your thoughtful comments, teenage heartbreak, anti-bee protests, addresses, phone numbers, pin numbers, secret codes, your boxer size, the last time you had sex, which position would you like it, blah, blah, blah, and I’ll see what I can do for you. For those of you who neglect my wishes—I never liked you anyways, damn cock sucking, incest, bed-wetting, period bleeding bastards! Oh, and I love all you pulchritudinous creatures. Lotsa hugs, sloppy kisses, and petting you know what. Enjoy!
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