FRIDAY DECEMBER 23TH
*THE VET'S HALL IN SOLVANG (!)*
THE VET'S HALL IN SOLVANG! HOLY SHIT!
WITH: STARING BACK! EPILEPTIC HERO! CHAPTER FOUR!
yeah. this show is really in solvang. free pastries for anyone who brings porn. $7 at the door. $8 if you want to see charlie naked. ointment for all.

FRIDAY JANUARY 19TH
MOSAIC PAUL'S WINTER FORMAL AT
*THE MOSAIC CAFE*
7216 VALMONT ST.
TUJUNGA, CA
WITH: NURAL! OVER IT! NORMAL LIKE YOU! THAT BAND WHO DID THE "MACARENA!" ALMOST ENOUGH! FROM HERE!

this show is going to be totally sweet. amazing. incredible. beyond words. kyle black will be there with his beard, making out with everyone in the "men's lounge." free punch to anyone who buys an EP. oh, and enter the raffle to win a slowdance with charlie and mosaic paul's huge black flashlight.