Lars is the proud owner of Main Beach Surf Shop. Every (almost every) day Lars gets up early to check the waves and record his surf line (631-537-surf)It is either the fact that Lars is a complete and utter idiot, or He doesnt check and just says what he wants to, Either way the surf prediction/report is alwasy far from the truth, about twenty five yards short. His report usually sounds like "Main Beach Surf Shop, Friday the 21st, were lookin at some left over swell nothin much shin to knee with your occaisonal thigh high we got a south east wind at 12 to 15, kinda blowin it over. ya know nothin much happen out there were lookin at some longboard or maybe your fun board, nothin worth gettin wet over. we do have kite boarding clinic though, yet another good day for kite boardin, stop by the shop grab a board and come join us. tonight were havin a human sacrifice/moon light kiteboard expression session tonight down at Georgica beach. paddle on over for some fun. Thanx for callin.
Meanwhile down at Georgica beach second jetti is gowin off perfect 5 foot, glassy rights, and all the true "Lars haters" are out catchin the best waves of there lives, while Lars is at "the shop" triple counting his money too make sure its all there, and if a penny is missing shit hits the fan!!!!!!!
thanx for readin!