Look down at your shirt, whats it look like?
its clean, ironed and smells nice. its also nice and soft. good old fabric softner.
what shirt?
its currently dirty, but hand me a damp cloth and i’ll just wipe that sauce off.
its filthy. i think something is growing on it actually.
well it looks clean, but to tell you the truth it smells a bit

what about your pants?
they smell, real bad. and they’re brown, but i think they used to be white.
they’re shiney
i should be wearing pants?
i’m going to be a spaceman. so they’re very modern and spaceman like.
theres an iron crease down each leg.

favourite item of clothing?
nothing. i’m not into “clothes”.
well i really like this red shirt, but its a bit gross at the moment, i think thats sauce so anyways i haven’t worn it for awhile.
my astronaut helmet for sure!
the sweater vest that my mum bought me last christmas.
that plasticy looking metallic jacket type thing.

where would you like to spend a vacation?
i don’t like the leave the house, so my room sounds pretty good.
well theres this great little family resort that i heard about...
somewhere private where i can get my gear off and no one will care
the moon baby!
ibiza!

underwear?
well mine is a bit noisy actually, scrunchels in my pants.
well if i had a clean pair i’d be wearing some
they’re these cute little boxersr or panties (depending on your gender) with moons and stars and planets and stuff on them.
white/pastel briefs or panties (once again depending on your gender)
its unnecessary.