The Last Kiss

Get up early in the morning, going to the store
POST, KELLOGS, GENERAL MILLS, it's a cereal war,
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more
POST, KELLOGS, GENERAL MILLS, it's a cereal war

Hope Sexual Chocolate is in stock
it's gotta condom in the box,
I'll try some Cocoa Puffs today
who the fuck is Sonny anyway?,
Some say Dino's are the best
they've got more marshmallows than the rest,
Not alot of cocoa in Cocoa Krispies
and always stay away from Wheaties

Now it's dinner time and I am, goin' back to the store
HAD SOME ERKEL'S LIKED 'EM ALOT, it's a cereal war

Wish I was Calvin or Hobbs
and then I could try sugar bombs,
Soggies never get Captain Crunch
guess I'll have Crunch Berries for lunch,
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet
that's the only kind I'll eat,
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs
do I look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?



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'ANSWER THAT AND STAY FASHIONABLE' FOOT NOTES:
Vocals: Davey Havok
Drums: Adam Carson
Guitar: Markus Stopholese
Bass: Geoff Kresge


"Cereal Wars" can also be found on 'Behind the Times 7"'