*(Originally by 'Guns 'n' Roses')* Your Daddy works in porno now that Mommy's not around, She used to love her heroin but now she's underground, So you stay out late at night and you do your coke for free, Driving your friends crazy with your life's insanity WELL, WELL, WELL, you just can't tell WELL, WELL, WELL, MY MICHELLE Come on Sowin' all your wild oats in another's luxury, Yesterday was Tuesday maybe Thursday you can sleep, But school starts much too early and this motel wasn't free, Go party till your connection calls baby I'll return the key WELL, WELL, WELL, you just can't tell WELL, WELL, WELL, MY MICHELLE, WELL, WELL, WELL, you never can tell WELL, WELL, WELL, MY MICHELLE Everyone needs love, you know that it's true someday you'll find someone that'll fall in love with you, And all the time it takes, when you're all alone someday you'll find someone that you can call your own, but till then ya better... Now your clean and so discreet I won't say a word, But most of all this song is true in case you haven't heard, So come on and stop your whinin' we both know money burns, Honey don't stop tryin' and you'll get what you deserve WELL, WELL, WELL, you just can't tell WELL, WELL, WELL, MY MICHELLE, WELL, WELL, WELL, you never can tell WELL, WELL, WELL, MY MICHELLE My, my, my Michelle, my, my, my Michelle my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Michelle, My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my Michelle Michelle ********************************************************************************** 'My Michelle' FOOT NOTES: "My Michelle" can be found on the album, 'Punk goes metal'.