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GIR:Invader Zim Help Unit
Standard Info:
RACE: S.I.R.
INTELLIGENCE: 0
SPEED: 300 MPH |EARTH|
AGE: 1 TO 6 MONTHS
OCCUPATION: INVADER HELP UNIT
ACTIVITY: EATING & TELEVISION
Extended Info:
Every Irken Invader Is Assigned A Robotic Side Kick, Standerd Information Retrieval Unit Known As A S.I.R.
As A Cruel Joke, However, The Tallest Threw Together Some Garbage And Told Zim It Was A "Top Secret" S.I.R. Model Named G.I.R. What Does The "G" Stand For? Gir Doesnt Know. Gir Even Has Trouble Knowing "Up" From Down. But Gir Does Know Zim Is His Master, And That Taquitos Are Good. More Likely To Jump And Run Around The Room Playing With His Toys Than He Is To Actually Do Any Work, Gir Is The Worst Robot Helper Anyone Could Have, Gir Is Insane.
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