Stratty Slang!!!

This here page is all about the newest form of ruining the English language...STRATTY SLANG!!

Stratty Slang has been developed over time in laboratories under constant analysis. Well, actually, it was just made up by me (bet you couldn't see THAT coming) and Miss Elizabeth M Crawford.

Rather predictably, Stratty slang is primarily for use in Stratty (that's Stratford for all the illiterate people out there), but if you really are a Vova, or severely Bolus, you may even use it for other purposes. And I don't even wanna know what they are..

Right, first and foremost, the rather cool Stratty Slang insults!

• *Vova* -a Vova is a loser, much like its namesake. Just ask Katie...
• *Bolus* -actually a scientific term, but in extreme cases used to, um, insult people. Not to be confused with *Bogus* of Bill & Ted fame..
• *Billy* -a loner. Not like me. Oh no.

Everyday Items, Stratty style!

• *Katie* -you don't want to know, although it does mean 'urine'. Stop laughing at the back! N.B. Note the rhyming slang connotation!
• *Spleen* -canteen. The school variety.