John - bass

• Born on June 14, 1982 in Melbourne, FL.
• Has fucking enormous nostrils.
• Can fit five (5) quarters in each nostril.
• Has a FINE!!!! girlfriend.
• Wears hats alot...backwards mostly.......he's not bi-hatual.
• Favorite Bands: Bad Religion, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Total Chaos, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, 88-fingers Louie, Living Sacrifice, The Living End, Strung Out, No Use For a Name, Sex Pistols, AFI, Homegrown, Less Than Jake, Guttermouth, Ataris.
• Thinks Adam looks really funny.
• Will hump a tree on request or for any amount of Canadian money.
• I am the quiet guy.
• I am 6'3", 170lbs., chizzled and greased up!
• Looks like a mix of Tom Delonge and Mat Hoffman.