John - bass
- Born on June 14, 1982 in Melbourne, FL.
- Has fucking enormous nostrils.
- Can fit five (5) quarters in each nostril.
- Has a FINE!!!! girlfriend.
- Wears hats alot...backwards mostly.......he's not bi-hatual.
- Favorite Bands: Bad Religion, NOFX, Anti-Flag, Total Chaos, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, 88-fingers Louie, Living Sacrifice, The Living End, Strung Out, No Use For a Name, Sex Pistols, AFI, Homegrown, Less Than Jake, Guttermouth, Ataris.
- Thinks Adam looks really funny.
- Will hump a tree on request or for any amount of Canadian money.
- I am the quiet guy.
- I am 6'3", 170lbs., chizzled and greased up!
- Looks like a mix of Tom Delonge and Mat Hoffman.
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