Jon - Guitar, Vox
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- Born on August 22nd, 1983 in Charlottesville,Va.
- Likes to drink heavily alot many times every day.
- Pretends that he likes girls so that his friends wont pick on him.
- Hairiest member of the band.
- Has a Pirate Eye(when inebriated only).
- Can clap with one hand(quite well surprisingly).
- Plays drums, bass, guitar, and banjo!
- Favorite bands are: Anti-Flag(like anti the American Flag.), Nofx, Lagwagon, Yellowcard, Millencolin, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, Minor Threat, Social Distortion, the Exploited, Against All Authority, the Descendants, Propagandhi, Bad Religion, Bouncing Souls, LTJ, Guttermouth, the Queers, Agnostic Front, Mock Orange, the Dead Kennedys, the Clash, the Get Up Kids, The Misfits, The Sex Pistols, Rancid, Exit 86, Hunter-Gatherer, Community Chaos, Whippersnapper, and Guff.
- Wears a size 10 1/2 shoe.
- Wears the same outfit every day of the week.
- Likes to masturbate constantly.
- Will give you head for nothing.
- Has been in almost every good punk band in Athens.
- Personal Quote - "Who's house?....Jon's house!!!"
- Personal Quote #2 - "Dude....I'm fucked up."
- Personal Quote #3 - "Expired!"
- Personal Quote #4 - "Damn......that's alot of fuckin' personal quotes!"
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