Graphics - Pretty Bad - I'm pretty sure this game only has five colors to it. I'm really in no hurry to confirm this, what with this game being so horrible and all. But hey, that's just me, don't let my opinion interfere with your bad taste.
Control - Not Much To It - You run and shoot a lot with your lame ass gun. And for super fantastic variety, sometimes you even get to throw a grenade that looks like an exploding can of soda.
Challenge - Average - The game itself really isn't that hard. The hard part is keeping interest in such a lame game long enough to reach the end.
Gameplay - This Game Eats Douche - Every level is the same, run, shoot, throw a grenade, and find a useless secret room that takes you backwards. This is basically just a poor man's Guerilla War. No tanks, no weapon selection, no slaughtering of innocent people, just one endless run through a boring worthless game.
Believe It Or Not - The original title of this game was Douche Eating Fuckface With A Rifle On A Never Ending Quest To Eat Douche. But Nintendo decided that this title just made far too much sense and went against everything Nintendo logic stood for. Thus, it was shortened to Commando. Unbelievable? Believe it.
