Contra - I know every NES player that's walked the Earth has played Contra and knows how much it rocks but I don't care. Contra kicks ass and it deserves all the positive reviews it gets. Eat shit you alien fuckheads.
Graphics - Excellent - I don't care if the graphics deserve such a high rating or not, I'm biased so fuck you.
Control - Perfect - Control is perfect. That's all that needs to be said.
Challenge - Difficult - This game is easy as hell with the 30 lives code, but without it it's much more difficult.
Gameplay - Fucking Awesome - Interplanetary war kicks ass!
Fact - This game owns your ass hardcore.
