Graphics - Bad - This game has some of the lamest enemies in video game history. There are puddles of water, some dancing flame thing, flying balls of static, and the slinkies and super balls I mentioned previously. Plus Prince Meyer looks like an armored mime, and who doesn't hate mimes?
Control - Bad - Prince Meyer is the slowest, weakest, dumbest son of a bitch I've ever seen. Walk like a turtle, strike like a sloth, cry like a bitch.
Challenge - Impossible - You're too weak, you're too slow, and every room you walk into has about 15 enemies surrounding you. You wouldn't think there are people out there pathetic enough to get their asses kicked by a slinkie, but you'd be wrong. Prince Meyer is such a feeble little pussy that I enjoy watching him get smacked in the face by fireballs and completely forget about the rest of the game. Prince Meyer's such a feminine hygiene product.
Gameplay - On A Scale Of 1 To 10... It Can Jump In A Bathtub With A Toaster - I kept playing to see if maybe the beginning was just some sort of joke and if I walked far enough maybe I'd stumble upon the real game. I was wrong, the whole game consists of Prince Meyer getting bullied by flies and falling off cliffs. Well, not entirely, every once in a while I got magically sucked into some insane labyrinth that had no end whatsoever. A couple of times I was transported there and instantly attacked and killed before I had any chance to respond. Such fun is hard to come by these days. To get out of there would've required me to actually draw my own map, and that's just not happening. Maybe if it was a game that I really liked I'd be willing to draw maps, but even then there's a slim chance. Still, it's not as bad as Amagon, I'll give it that.
Historical Fact - After this game bombed, Prince Meyer killed himself. To this day no one cares.
