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Tecmo World Wrestling - A botched cloning experiment involving the pro wrestlers of Pro Wrestling results in the creation of an all new wrestling federation. With such science abominations as Pat Gordon and Rex Beat in the mix you'd think that this would be the pinnacle of sports entertainment. Sadly, it is not.
Graphics - Graphically Improved Pro Wrestling - You can't honestly say that Akira Dragon and Fighter Hayabusa aren't the same god damn person. Then there's Mark Rose, the ultra feminine King Slender clone, affectionately dubbed "The Deutschland Douche Bag" by his native people. Thankfully, The Amazon was left untouched because scientists agreed that the gene pool had fucked him over enough the first time.
Control - M*A*S*H - Alan Alda invented button mashing in the 1970s. This game proudly carries on his legacy.
Challenge - Tap Out - I'm horrible at this game. It doesn't matter how many push-ups I do with a sumo wrestler sitting on my back, I'm going to get my ass kicked. Maybe I'm just not enthused enough by my character to earn the championship title. When I'm playing as a Japanese albino or a man named Dr. Guildo I get horribly depressed and feel like life isn't worth living anymore. How can I fight my way to the top when my heart's just not in it?
Gameplay - Not Sexy Enough - Gone are the glorious days of the Giant Panther. Even the mighty South American duo of Randy Gomez and Julio Falcon who were both created with his virile and bronzed genes can't reach the watermark of Pro Wrestling.
The Back Brain Kick - Still sucks.
