This is the new quote page. Same as the new interview page, i started off with aol hometown but aol hometown sucks so i switched to lycos because it is much better, etc etc etc...NOW ON WITH THE QUOTES.
JTHM Quotes
Johnny- WHATS YOUR PROBLEM, GOD?!
God- Well I created the universe and now i just need some downtime.
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Damned Elize- No! NO! Stop! STOP!! YOULL RUIN EVERYTHING!
Johnny- My God!! Are you kidding?! Ive always dreamed of having super powers!!! This is just too much to resist!! I HAVE HEAD EXPLODY!
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Jhonen: EGADS!! Those aliens are stealing the pope!
Pope and Aliens: AAAIIEEEEEEE!!!
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Johnny: DAMN! Hell makes a yummy bagel!
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Johnny: SHIT! Only one bullet?! and I used it on someone else?! DAMN! Oh, damn! oh damn!
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Reporter: So, what do YOU think about murder?
Woman: Hmm...Well, just last week i found my husbands headless body nailed to the wall with his open chest cavity filled with human skulls, so, I'd have to say that its...ummm...baaad.
Reporter: (cheerfully, while scribbling on notepad) mmhmm!
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Johnny: So you ARE like the doughboys, then?
Burger Boy: Hardly. See, I'm holding up a giant hamburger
Johnny: Ah.
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Johnny (to Squee): I'll be on my way now. I still have a few things to take care of before I leave. Hey, Im going out the window, ok? The underground tunnel's gotten a bit thick with corpses.
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I Feel Sick/SQUEE! Quotes
Waiter: Ah...Do you know what you'd like to order?
Devi's Date: (in zombie like voice) Fresh brains. I mean CHICKEN! GIMME SOMETHIN CHICKENY! yeah...heh.
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(Devi's date crunches waiters head with his teeth) Devi: Okay, I'm going home now.
Date: aww, baby, dont be like this.
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Customer: Excuse me.
Devi: yes. may i help you?
Customer: I'm looking for a book.
Devi: Okaayyyy....
Customer: I think it was BLUE.
Devi: (thinking) somebody shoot me.
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Todd: My daddy's not happy, so i want him to have whatever he wishes for.
Dad: god i wish that kid was never born.
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Todd: (watchign his friend get attcked by a dog) YOUR LUNCH! ITS AFTER YOUR LUNCH! GET RID OF YOUR BAG!!
Andy: NEVER!!! ITS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Todd: Ummm...this is a squirrel. Its all smashed cuz the crazy neighbor man ran it over. He said it was an accident, but hes still pretty crazy. I think he moved away but he keeps leaving weird drawings and stuff like this in my room. My dad thinks im doing it, and he starts yelling for me to get a job. There were bugs all over it but theres nothing left to eat on it now.
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Todd's Grandpa: TIMES UP, BOY! Next time i see you, youll be alot smaller, and coming out my other end!!
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Pepito: Ah, Todd. Youve arrived. Weve still a few minutes before dinner is ready....Let us play.
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Happy Noodle Boy Quotes
These set of quotes are going to be organized...differently. hardly organized at all. just mashed together in a big heaping pile of nonsense.
TIMMYS IN TROUBLE! BE FREE, LITTLE POPTART! I CAST OUT THE WEASEL! BUY ME MENTOS! YOU DENY ME FRESHMAKE?! YOU FUCKING TOASTER! THATS ALL YOULL EVER BE! A TOASTER!!! YOU! YEAH! YOU! SHUT UP! MEANWHILE, IN HIS GIANT WALNUT, OUR HERO LAYS HIS EGGS. THEYRE IN MY BUTT!! MY BUUUUTTTTT!!!! RUN PIGGY PIGGY! RUN, PIGGY PIGGY RUN!!! IT WAS NO CAR AFTER ALL! IT WAS A SPY MOOSE! SPANK MY ASS AND CALL ME DEBBIE! HOKEY POKEY AVEC MOI! HOKEY POKEY, YOU SHITTING PENAL FISSURE! GET DOWN! HUH! NIPPLES!! I HAVE NO NIPPLES!!! I AM LIKE A FLYING POTATO!
Thats all i can handle for now. maybe i'll add some more. someday.
