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|| ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Hello everybody ! And welcome to the Birthday Bash preview , on tonight’s show we will get you up to date with what has gone down in the last week , since the day the wrestling world awoke with a huge bang ! || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || WHOA ! JR take a look around the America West Centre , the arena is full and the excitement is unbelievable , I am about to wet my pants in anticipation for the official return of the best promotion available in the world. || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Please don’t King , your hygiene cant afford to get any worse. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || *Sniff , Sniff* … What you talking about JR ? || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Nine huge encounters that will take place right there in that very ring and King , and none bigger than the main event . In the main event in this extravaganza , we will see the rattle snake defend his World Championship against the oh so Cocky Hall of Famer Christian. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || Exactly JR , the Hall of Famer ! He has the right to be cocky . He has won every championship in the Ruthless Aggression Wrestling , well all except the main one , the World Championship ! But tomorrow night that will all change when Christian becomes the Grand Slam champion in front of the peeps in the arena. And there will be a huge celebration around the world as the peepulation erupt in cheers. || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Well I aint doubting the ability o Christian but unless the rattle snake stops breathing , I don’t believe he will let go of that World Championship and that’s the bottom line King , that’s the bottom line. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || JR only time will tell , only time will tell. || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Another huge match on the card is the European Title match as Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner puts his undefeated streak on the line against the Rowdy star K-Kwik who has won the last seven encounters all in a chance to gain his first gold here in the Ruthless Aggression Wrestling. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || I love Big Poppa Pump JR , I hope he becomes the next European Champion. || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || And why is that now King ? || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || Because he has Stacy Keibler by his side and god I love to look at her , man what I wouldn’t do to her JR , can you imagine ? || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || I really , really don’t want to King. *Shivers* Ew ! Well we have heard from both men and both men seem very confident as they approach the upcoming title match at Birthday Bash. This is Scott Steiner’s first pay per view match and I am sure he is going to throw everything at K-Kwik , Steiner doesn’t want to lose his undefeated streak and K-Kwik doesn’t want to lose his European Championship, this one has the makings of a classic. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || A slobber knocker JR ? || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || You damn right King , you damn right ! -|[ Our attention is drawn to the RAW tron where we see inside the locker room of the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner. In the room we see Freakzilla doing press ups and it looks like he has done loads as sweat forms on him , sitting across from him is Stacy Keibler and of course Granny Steiner. ]|- || ‘Luscious’ Stacy Keibler || Scott Hunny , maybe you should pack it in for the day , you have being doing press ups for a good hour and a half now. You don’t want to wear yourself out before Birthday Bash , if you over burn your self you will be a push over for K-Kwik tomorrow night . Please give it a rest , sit down and I’ll fetch you something to eat. || ‘Freakzilla’ Scott Steiner || Stacy … I know what … I … am doing ! || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || Scotty sonny ! Come here and I’ll tell you about the time I got on a bus , it was a gay old day it was, just hope I live to do it again one day. || ‘Freakzilla’ Scott Steiner || *Sigh*… || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || Scotty darling , how about you take me on a plane tomorrow night ? You aren’t doing anything important are you sonny ? || ‘Luscious’ Stacy Keibler || Ugh Grandma , Scott has a big day tomorrow . He has a one on one wrestling match, and if he wins you will be the Grandmother of the Champion of the whole of Europe. Will you be proud of him ? || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || Champion of Europe ? Is Rome in Europe ? || ‘Luscious’ Stacy Keibler || It is. || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || … oh and is Stockholm in Europe ? || ‘Luscious’ Stacy Keibler || Uh huh ! || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || I hate Stockholm ! || ‘Luscious’ Stacy Keibler || What about Rome ? || ‘Golden Oldie’ Grandma || Hate Rome too. Scotty ! Champion of Europe is worth much is it ? Maybe you should just take me on the plane instead , what do you think hunny ? -|[ Steiner stops doing press ups , he gets on his knee’s and has a pissed of look on his face , Stacy sees this and she offers to take Grandma down to get a cup of coffee. Steiner then sits up and places his face in hands. ]|- || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || HA ! Steiner looks a little agitated by his loving owl Grand mother doesn’t he JR ? || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || I don’t event think that Freakzilla can stand much more of that and with less than twenty four hours until Birthday Bash and probably the match of his career , he needs to focus and he cant do that with his Grand Mother annoying him the way she did. || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || She is so old JR ! I mean she probably served food at the last supper , HA ! || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || I hope Steiner doesn’t hear you say that , for your sake anyway King , for your sake anyway.
|| ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || Oh crap JR ! Its him , I hope he didn’t hear me. -|[ The sirens go off as Scott Steiner walks out onto the stage , he has his arms out and then he flex’s his muscles. The crowd erupts , he takes a look around and throws his arms into the air and the cheers get even louder , he then struts down the ramp and walks up the steps and enters the ring. He stands in the ring with his arms out and the arena lights up with flashes from camera’s, he walks to the corner and looks for a microphone. But one isn’t available. ]|- || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || *Gulp* Do you think he is in a bad humour ? || ‘Freakzilla’ Scott Steiner || *Shouts* Give me a fuckin mic ! NOW ! || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Does that answer yours question king ? -|[ Mark Lloyd darts down the ramp and slides in and hands Steiner a microphone and Steiner orders him to leave as he addresses the crowd amongst others . ]|- || ‘Freakzilla’ Scott Steiner || How are all ma freak in Phoenix Arizona ?!?! *Crowd Erupts and its puts a smile on Steiner’s face* You want to know something ? You see this one my face , this right here … this is what we call a smile ! And that is first time I have smiled since ma freakin grand mother arrived in ma house. She has been driving me crazy and usually that would put my mind else where and maybe end of costing me a match , but I hate to break it to you K-Kwik but even though my Grandmother has been driving me up the wall as of late it has just made me more anxious to lay a devastating beat down on some body , and luckily for me … This Monday night I get to not only unleash my frustrations on YOU , but I will also be leaving Phoenix Arizona known as Big Poppa Pump the NEW RAW European Champion and believe me there aint one damn thing that you can do about it. Why because you are just an average wrestler ! You aint anything special , don’t get me wrong your better than people like Batista but damn you aint know Scott Steiner , you aint no Freakzilla , you aint no Big Poppa Pump , you aint the Big Bad Booty Daddy ! This time tomorrow night you will be rushed to a hospital , you’ll be all groggy , you will be bloody and you will title – less ! Now this aint a racial thing if that’s what Theodore Long thinks this is all about. K-Kwik this isn’t a personal thing , its just you are going to be on the end of frustration beating and when I take your pride in your European title , once again it aint personal , its just business buddy and believe me when I say your days as European champion are numbered … just 1 left. -|[ The crowd cheer as Steiner lowers the microphone , he looks around as a Steiner chant fills the arena. ]|- || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || The crowd really love Freakzilla ! || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || I feel bad for K-Kwik ! || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || Why King ? || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || Cause if he hears my insult about his Grand mother he will take even more frustration out on the European Champion. || ‘Freakzilla’ Scott Steiner || Now I want to address K-Kwik on a personal note , because when I beat him to a bloody pulp that is just frustration and business , but what I am about to say is to be taken personally so listen up Dawg ! In an interview alongside Mark Lloyd I heard you say that you wanted to look like me , have my body , have my Peaks ?! But without taking steroids … Ha! Listen up dawg , steroids where never a factor for the Genetic Freak ! You see the easy way to bulk up is to take steroids but even if you take steroids and hit the gym there aint a hope in hell you will look like me , there aint a hope in hell that you will be as big as me in both departments. K-Kwik you need to cop on and wake up because if you think that Freakzilla on uses belly to belly suplex’s , or elbow drops … Ha you are very wrong my friend. If you think that you can over come me by using your speed … Ha ! Once again you are very , very , VERY wrong. You see I have two things you lack , I have brains and brawn , while you just have MY European Title. All I a asking of you Kwiky Mart , and that is to just face it , just face the fact that your impressive title reign is sadly coming to a bloody end ! -|[ Holla If ya hear me hits the pa system and Steiner tosses the microphone into the crowd, a fan grabs it and starts chanting into it , until security grab him and beat him with battons … *Cough* Pigs *Cough*. Steiner heads up the ramp and points to the RAW tron before he leaves. It reads. ]|-
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|| ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || We are completely sold out , so to witness this extravaganza you will have to splash out and order it by pay per view so we hope you can all witness the end of Stone Cold’s reign of terror when Christian becomes the New World Champion. || ‘BBQ Boy’ Jim Ross || You really are in a world of your own aint you King ! || ‘The King’ Jerry Lawler || WHAT ?! -|[ The scene ends as JR and King argue about the main event outcome tomorrow night at Birthday Bash. The scene fades to black . ]|-
O O C : Ah ! I am truly sorry about this , I started a roleplay a few days after my second one and I only got back home today so I had to finish it. It aint that great I had to rush it to beat the deadline , but what the hey ? Feed back on my last three roleplays … PLEASE !
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