Ah, the joys of Mario Kart. If it wasn't for this great game, we would actually be studying for finals. God forbid we should ever do something productive. Here I am, it's Monday morning, I have a Japan final tomorrow, and I haven't even read the material. And I'm not going to do the reading today, because I still have to study for Calc. It seems that I am destined to fail, no matter what. I just have to decide which class it is going to be.
So I turned on the TV yesterday morning, and the first thing I saw was a sad cross between Fidel Castro and a homeless man. Yes, Saddam has finally been caught, and thank god for that. The only question remaining is, what are we going to do with him? Truly, the most diplomatic thing would be for us to turn him over to the Iraqis, but we shouldn't do this unless we know exactly how they will react. It's not entirely unlikely that they will pardon him, or put him back in power. So we'll probably keep him, and I'm fine with this, as long as we don't do to him what we did to the Taliban, and send him to a beach resort in Guantanamo Bay.
Hey, you know the tune to "God Bless America", so sing along:
God bless the coalition forces, countries that I love. Fuck France, Fuck France, Fuck France, Fuck France, Fuck France.
Until next time,
Goose
No, I don't think the Santa Claus look works for him
©2003 by Goose
Photo courtesy of CNN, a wonderful company that won't sue a poor kid like me for using this image.
