First Ever Andrew WK Experience - Ozzfest August 11th in Chicago
Well this would be my first ever Ozzfest. I was looking forward to Rob Zombie more than all because he just fuckin rocks im sorry. But before the main stage there would be a second stage. And my other friend, also named Rob, told me we HAD to check out andrew wk becuase ill shit my pants when i see them. I was like, Yea rob ok....Ive seen party hard on tv but have flipped threw it every once in a while.......Well we SOME HOW mangaged to get first row, some bastard in a pantera shirt tried stealing my camera so i fucked him up in the mushroom head pit hehe....then andrew wk came on....and all i could say is wow.....that was totally unexpected. He jumped around and threw water and stuff it was sweet! Then he jumped off the stage and JUMPED RIGHT ON ME! NO exageration check out www.thenosebleeds.cjb.net and look at the pics section, i got pics hehe.....He also handed my friend an hatebreed pic witch he was using for she is beautiful....handed it right to him! because he was wearing an i get wet shirt...it was fuckin great....we stayed for like 45 minutes and met the band afterwords.....damn, they are such nice people, i got pics of that too.....as u can see my face it was like..."damn this band rocks hard" ever since then i was like shit,...i got to see them and get all there stuff.....then we continued ozzfest and then at the end, for ozzy.....when it was raining at the end...i just sat there in the seat getting raiined on and said wow i love my life. Then i realized my signed ticket of andrew wk would smear so i got the fuck out of there!!
Second Experience - The Vic Theater in Chicago (unsure of date)
After my ozzfest experience I HAD to see this man again. Me and rob both went again, hes like my concert buddy i guess. We were first row for andrew wk AGAIN! It was great! Jammed out to his song first row, then he invited people to go on stage. I was like fuck that, im gonna lose my spot....then during I love new york city and dive at me and pulled me up! IT WAS FUCKIN GREAT!! I was jamming and we were headbanging side to side and having a blast! Probably the greatest moment of my life was on that stage. I was wearing an andrew wk hoodie, he saw me and gave me a thumbs up and pull the hood over my head and hit me a few times hehehehe it was great....Then me being the dumbass i am, took off my sweat unvailing my Metallica Justice For ALl sleeveless shirt, and dove as far as i could into the crowd, yea i got about 5 feet into second row and squashed a bunch of people... o yea im 230 6 feet tall... and the security guard grabbed me and said to his other buddy...throw this peice of shit out..i was like what!??! so i fought my way back to the crowd but to no avail....this big 400 lb black man picked me up over his shoulders and tossed me out...i was now outside freezing my ass off..........i couldnt believe it! i was almost in tears! o well......there will be another andrew concert soon..... So im just leaning up against the wall mindning my own business and some guy comes and stands next to me..."hey dude whats up" I was like nothing what about................JOHNY KNOXVILLE??! what the fuck??!! it was him! I was freaking out! Hes like shhh man...then this whole crowd fuckin came running towards him and he jumped in the arena quickly...i was like damn what a night...after the show i met EVERYONE in andrew wk EXCEPT ANDREW WK! i was pissed cause robs stupid ass gf had to leave for school the next morning. i was like bitch....anyways..thats my story about getting kicked out and about andrew wk!!
3rd experience - Luther Blues in Madison Wisconsin 12/12/02
Now i live in chicago. This would be the furthest i would have ever driven for a concert, or driving in general! Me, brad and his friend drove up there to witness andrew wk....I just had to go, i needed my awk fix. Brad is one hell of an andrew fan, he has all the shirts, he bought all the stuff off of ebay. He brought his guitar to get signed, his 50 page book of all andrew pictures. it was insane....i mean this guy needs help, honestly.....The only help he can get is from ANDREW WK!!!!!!! We arrived there and there is a litlte place upstairs you can go to eat, so we went up there and got some food...when i ordered my cheeze burger, the ladys like "what kind of cheeze sir" i said " o any" she siad " No ....sir...you tell me what cheeze you want" forgeting i was in wisconsin i said the yellow kind...she got pissed and practically threw the food at me lol that was great....so were sitting there eating and reading this paper with awk inside and my friend brad nudges me and whispers look....i say what and look over....o yea its greg, the bass player from awk eating RIGHT next to us! I was like shit....we tried to be calm but greg knew who he was and laughed....we said he dude whats up! we had small talk ...since im in the tribute band...i asked him what tune some of the songs were in and how he played them...he explained to me how some were in D and some were in E tune....really nice guy.....he had some massive chops! we asked how hed been doing since the chicago show becuase he was in the hospital..he told us he was a diabetic so he was fucked right there lol...ya know small talk....so he left to go prepair for the show.....so did we we stayed for the 2 bands...eh they were ok....then AWK!!! O YEA!!!!!! Again we mananged to get first row....STAGE WAS VERY SMALL.. I MEAN SMALL all crammed. but it still rocked. well we had fun and jumped..this time people instantly got on stage without awk even telling them to. it was great.....50 people on that small stage...the band got swallowed by the people.. you couldnt see them!!!! people were stage diving left and right and didnt get kicked out...so i was likehell yea...i jumped up,, damn near broke my leg and stage dove.....went around the place and back on stage...what a ride!! i was on stage, RIGHT next to andrew playing his keyboard, my god, his fingers were going insane...did he even know what he was playing?? im not sure! lol then he picked my friend up on his shoulderds !! it was awesome....i was behind some hot drunk girl, we were grinding and making sexual gestures, hell yea,, got some tit action!! sorry lol back to the story anyways.....me and andrew had a great time....he fuckin let me sing for one song, it was great....got some guitar picks and some water bottles....then after the show i lost my keys witch sucked but i found them....then after words we met andrew wk......just him though, not the whole band.....there was only about 10 people there...so they all left and it was just the 3 of us talking to him...he signed a bunch of stuff for my friend brad,..he signed one thing for me...i was happy with that....then we made a home video with andrew! justr jumping around and acting silly...then his bus driver kept on saying....andrew we got to go buddy! hes like ok in a second,,,well half hour past and hes still outside..bus driver was pissed lol....then we said ok we have to go, this was about 2 am in the morning and we still had to drive 3 hours back to chicago and i had to be at school at 7! damn lol we said our goodbyes and left....o andrew mentioned that he is doing a kit kat commercial which i thought was awesome! i finally got to sit and talk to this guy for like an hour it was great.....great show......i had 10 minutes of sleep in the car...got home at 630, went to sleep for about 20 mintues then went to school...i pulled an all nighter sa weet.....it drilled my energy though....i felt like i was going to die....i guess you could say i was READY TO DIE!! hehehe