Victim of Reality :: Crazed Characters

Only One Explanation For This

School. It's true, it's true... Boredom derived from school is how most of the characters have come to be. Then again, reality also takes the blame. Ya get lonely, and ya create some crazy things. >)

I Think I'm Paranoid

[+] Zimbaddaboo [-] A ferret bent on conquering the world. Mischievous and driven by pure evil. You'd think he'd be appreciative since I let him live in my room and sleep on a nice bed, but NOOOO he's always trying to kill me when I'm sleeping!!! Every great leader needs minions so... er mine as well start with Logan. 9.9

[+] Mr. Bigglesworth [-] A fake cat (made in China =) known for saying, "Mrow!" Though.. if you were to assume anyone who says "Mrow!" as Mr. Bigglesworth, you'd be calling me a cat. Mr. Bigglesworth is one hell of a party animal. When he parties, he parties hard. Really weird and stoopid, therefore my cat :D

[+] Pepe [-] When you hear a "Wee wee!", you know Pepe the French Guy living in my right hand is around. He's so annoying, but you get used to it. How he got into my right hand, I really don't know. But his curl-tipped mustache makes my hand itch. -.-

[+] Mr. Snuffles [-] A ripped up teddy bear with a gun, originally created by me. Then Jesser Koi !STOLE! him and designed him to be more gothic army-like. So I made...

[+] Mr. Snuggles [-] Mr. Snuffle's little brother! Although smaller, he's just as horrifying. He's a ripped up brown teddy bear with a chewed on ear, an eye missing, various patches of cotton emerged, the cotton where his heart should be is gone.. He sleeps beside you at night, and when you least expect it, HE LOADS HIS GUN AND SHAOH:RIGHDFK{HFU "Silent, but deadly."

[+] Cannibalistic Bananas [-] The army of Zimbaddaboo. As they randomly attack by making people slip on their banana peels, the Cannibalistic Bananas chant, "FAG! FAG! FAG!" Apparently, FAG means Ferrets Are Great or something *shrug* But it's just really ...strange.. to see bananas throwing themselves at people, shouting "FAG!" ...

[+] Pole [-] I know someone's gonna come up with some perverted joke to this -.- Well, Pole is my boyfriend. It's quite a messy relationship really. You see, he's one of the poles near the bus ramp. Little did I know, he was cheating on me for my backpack. GOD DAMN YOU POLE!!! So I dumped him and started dating with Pole II. Unfortunately, Pole II is way too stubborn. I keep trying to drag him into the dance with me so we could slowdance but he won't come.

[+] Mr. Wigglyfins [-] THE RABBIT SACRIFICE!!!!

[+] Zooge Penguins [-] These ...penguins, you call them... they show no mercy. One by one, they come to me. They strip me of my belongings, then strap me to a table TIL I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET THEM MINDRAPE ME. MIND RAPE I TELL YOU MIND RAPE *screams* .... Oh that is so very wrong. >=]

Lemon Tree

Perhaps I'll add more of my insanity later, if you think you can handle it. In the meantine, enjoy a lemon fig! Or, click a link and eat a nut. Either way is fine with me. =)