Ha Ha .... Ha?

Codenames

It's like a big train wreck

L.S.: Shake your bon bon ann
L.S.: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Me: oh yeaaaahhhhh >.>
L.S.: *Goes quiet*
Me: LOL
Me: I JUST GOT IT
L.S.: You did?
Me: Isn't that by .. el ricky?
L.S.: El Gaywaddo
Me: AHAR
Me: mateys, this ain't no happy voyage across the seas
Chaos: eh?
L.S.: LOl
Me: DON'T YOU BE EH'IN ME BOY
L.S.: LOL
L.S.: ANn I can't stop laughing
Me: THEN DON'T
Chaos: someone help I'm trapped in a room with psychos!
Me: It's good for the soul
L.S.: No duh
Me: LIKE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP

L.S. and I have this little "Ricky Martin" code. You're too simple-minded to understand. This is beyond your level. LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS GOD DAMMIT

Onikage: my powers arent thayt strong
Ellie: lol
Shaggin' Wagon: wow lag monster
Ellie: Due to lack of interest, tomorrow will be canceled.
Human Torch: you have powers... me too... i can make toast
Shaggin' Wagon: Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been cut off.
Ellie: that's such an amazing talent... will u teach me??
Onikage: i can burn mac&chees
Ellie: oh my
Shaggin' Wagon: i have a smart ass!

LOL I don't know those people very well, but Ellie had invited me to a chat with them in it so... yeah, I ceased the opportunity. e.e

L.S.: I want her on to read my story.. my sucky story lol
Me: It's a g00d story f00l
L.S.: lol foo! You da foo, foo!
Me: Say whAAAAAt?
L.S.: You hurd me foo. you be da foo, foo
Me: f00, you be talkin' CrAzY!!
L.S.: No you be talkin' duck meat foo
Me: you be trippin'
L.S.: you be pork
Me: you be trippin' over cordless phones 'n be hittin' parked cars f00!
L.S.: You be poppin' on da cat like dat be Saria! (LOL top THAT!)
Me: (...) You be snappin' so bad on that kentucky friieeeed chickin like dat be Little Shinigami, home slice!
L.S. Oooooh, you be walkin' like Duo just smash you guh! Wit deathscythe guh!
Me: i KNOW you not talkin' smack bout MY momma
L.S.: Sur am cuz
L.S.: be trippin is u
Me: now u jus plane doopid
L.S.: no you bein a cat bein pooped on cuz you is stupid like sammich bread guh (Lol) Smooth to the groove like sammich bread (It's in a song)
Me: u tink ur so coo wit ur games n all but u crazy cuz ur poop jus pooped
L.S.: (My heart hurts trying to talk like this. lol) guh you be trippin
Me: gurl, i no u did NOT jus say dat
L.S.: I just sad dah guh
Me: see dis, yo? DIS makes any boi bark
L.S.: DIS makes the cats meow
Me: o yah? u r no better than goat cheez cuz cats make dat too
L.S.: No dat be cat cheez ya foo. you be da goat cheez. NO U BE DA CHEEX ITS
L.S.: *Cheez
Me: say whAt? u talkin like yo cheex are hiphop
L.S.: you b eatin cheex
Me: u be zoom zoom ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM outta da house yo
L.S.: I be rockin da crib babe
Me: aint no babe in dis crib yo
L.S.: ooooh u ain't got a man
Me: i got TONS of man up in here. fo SHO
L.S.: oooh u b liyin like sammich bread
Me: gurl, u be moldin' like sammich bread!
L.S.: u be eatin that mold guh
Me: dunt make me come ova dere
L.S.: gurl I b erywher
L.S.: LOL
L.S.: eye b in da skie and erywher
L.S.: LOL
Me: LOL

I was dying laughing in real life, especially at the "I be everywhere" stuff. I know I'm about to be flamed for putting this up here, but hey it was funny!!! We were making fun of preps XD it was hilarious

Kyle: HEY! I know you!
Me: Yah 'n I know you.
Kyle: *talking to one of his friends* Dude, she is so cool. SHE IS SO COOL! *points to Rebecca* She is cool too. *points back at Ann (me)* She is so cool!
Me: Yyyeeaaahhh
Kyle: DUDE! Her hair is so cool. She looks like a puppy!
Me: Okkieee a puppy, that's new.

That was on the day of the first and last Spanish fieldtrip. Being called a puppy was kinda weird o.o But I'm getting used to it since lots of people are pointing that out -_- Lol, L.S. said my hair looked like a cocker spaniel. Oh and by the way, Kyle.. pull your pants up e.e

Rikku: hell, for all i know, he hacks into my files and is reading whatever i'm typing at the moment o.o
Me: STALKER
Rikku: HI TED, SCREW YOU O.O
Rikku: lol
Me: *screams*
Rikku: XD
Me: MOFO STALKER
Rikku: lmao!
Me: Shiny sheep are comin' to get you
Me: says little bo peep
Me: Who never lost her sheep, she just killed them!
Rikku: lol

Yah, you know who you are "Rikku". I thought I shouldn't put our screen names on here since it was on AIM. We were talking about some stupid, evil guy she knows who set up her internet o.o

Jay: "~Forsaken by destiny, forsaken by my own mind.~ I hate myself. Wish I could fit in better... oh well, life sucks and it takes some time to get used to it." Little harsh on yourself, aren't you?? o.O
Me: ...A little.
Jay: Didn't think I'd be saying this, being pessimistic and all, but be optimistic. ..Wow it felt weird saying that.
Me: Optmistic... never heard of such a thing! :-P

Me: :n_
-Long pause of silence-
Rikku: i don't see it o.O
Me: Neither do I =/

Christine and I were making funny faces with the keyboard and I suddenly typed that one in.. then there was a pause of silence while she tried to figure out what it was ^^;

Rikku: HOLY CRAPPITOS!
Rikku: o.o
Me: UNDALE UNDALE

We were talking about this Spanish thing so we started doing stuff like "AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! Ole ole!" XD

Mr. Bus Driver: Since Chris is so smart about bus safety (sarcasm), how about Chris opens the door and AJ helps everyone off the bus.
Logan: Oh great! Now we're all gonna die!

We had to practice bus safety like if it was on fire or we got in an accident. Chris and AJ were being smart asses or something so our bus driver made them open the emergency door and stuff. When he announced that those two were going to do it, we were like "Oh great, now we KNOW we're going to die."

Me: *bouncing on the bus seat* Johnny! Johnny! Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny poopoo pants! Poo pants! Poooo pants! Poopoo pants! Johnny likes to go to France..
Chaos: Johnny likes to poopoo pants?
Me: Johnny likes to eat the ants!
Chaos: Johnny likes to poopoo pants!!!!

Okay, that was weird. Weird, but funny in its own immature way. It was cold since it was early in the morning.. I had my lil hoodie up and I was like "Johnny poopoo pannntss!" Twas crazy. (Dubbed her Chaos)

Chaos: NO...
Me: YES
Chaos: Die
Me: After you
Chaos: No you
Me: Like whatever *imitates prep*
Chaos: Yet again, Die
Me: Poo on you rubberglue
Chaos: monkey shit
Me: Uh oh profanity in the cafeteria!
Chaos: O.O

During the boring bus safety thing in p.e., two of my friends and I were passing around paper, writing random things on it. Chaos and Angel were they're codenames I guess. (I'm not going to put their real names because they didn't want me to.) It was kinda stupid at the beginning, but then it got funny as Chaos and I kept scribbling threats. Teachers were around and the word "shit" was written kinda big so Chaos ripped it from the paper and ate it! e.e;; (This is just threatening part)

Chris: My dog humps my leg.
L.S.: My dog humps its toy.
Me: Uhh *wonders how we got on this subject* My dogs hump each other?
L.S.: *laughing*
-We all walk outside of the cafeteria to the hangover area.-
L.S.: Does Chris want to hump Ann's book?
Me: NOOO! STAY AWAY FROM MY BOOK!!!
Chris: *chases after Ann (me)*
Me: Aiiee! *after the chase is done, sets her book down*
Chris: *gets in a fighting stance* Waaa!
Me: *gets in a fighting stance too, and they kinda push each other playfully in a strength contest*
Jacob: *runs in out of no where and pushes Chris away* LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!
Me: Uhh... I think I can handle this?
Chris: What the foick? *is in a headlock by Jacob*
L.S.: *screams* JOCKS ARE GAAAAAAAY! (Jacob's a football player.)
Me: Um, Jacob, we were like... play fighting.
-Bell rings, Jacob walks off.-
Chris: What the foick? Who was that, your boyfriend?
Me: No.. that was funny.
-Chris and I walk off to 4th hour.-

^^;; I have no idea how the humping thing started, and it was just funny how Jacob rushed in and thought he was being all heroic. I dunno, maybe he was just playing around too =P (I changed f*** to foick so lil kiddies who stumble on the site wouldn't know o.o)

Chaos: *holds the snickers*
Me: I'm eating a reeses :D the mini kind
Chaos: You're eating Logan!?

Lol. Chaos was really hungry or something and we were talking online.. I had a REESes and.. yah lol e.e; It's only funny if ya know da guy we're talking about

Jay Leno: So what do you think of these eyes? Would you go out with a guy like this?
Lady: Well, maybe..
Jay Leno: *reveals the picture behind and it's Osama Bin Laden* You'd go out with this man!?
Lady: *laughs at the picture, but then stuns us all* I don't know who that is!

It went something like that. The friggin lady didn't know who Osama Bin Laden was!! Heellooo, does 9/11 ring a bell? e.e

Jay Leno: What do you think of this? *shows the eyes* Would you go out with him?
Another Lady: Eww no! Those eyes are gross! They look like Freddy Cougar's!!
Jay Leno: *reveals the picture and it's the Pope!* The Pope looks like Freddy Cougar? Looks like you're going to hell, ma'am!
The Lady: OMG!! *starts apologizing to the Pope and stuff*

LOL Yer goin' to hell!!!

Towelie: That's my last J asshole! Man why is everyone riding me today.. god dammit. *presses buttons on a little control panel* Let's see... *gets it wrong* no...
Stan: Oh come on, Towelie! The guy said you had the security system in your memory banks.
Towelie: Hey it's been a long time!
Cartman: You just have no long-term memory 'cause you get high all the time.
Towelie: Don't preach to me, fatso!
Cartman: I can preach to you all I want 'cause you're stupid!
Towelie: You're stupid!!
Cartman: Yeah you're a towel!
Towelie: YOU'RE a towel!!! ......Just let me get high, I know I can remember it if I get high.
Stan: Oh god dammit alright here's a stupid lighter
Towelie: *the high music plays* Now hold on. *begins pressing the buttons again* Wait a second.. THAT'S IT!
Stan: That's it?
Towelie: Yeah! That's the melody to funky town! *begins pressing the buttons and it sounds like the song* Won't you take me down to funky town!

LOL You just gotta love Towelie. Don't forget to bring a towel!! ...Wanna get high?

Okay, these next ones are all from a chat I had up one night. ^^; Fun clippings

Me: Yah that's 'cause you've done it
Chaos: no im still working on it
Chaos: what # u on
Me: What number?
Me: Oh I'm on 24
Chaos: lol
Chaos: holy shit
Chaos: 24
Chaos: me too
Me: LOL
Me: Freaky twin thing

We were talking about our math homework and at the same time we both said "What number" and then we were both on 24... we often think of the same things. FREAKY TWIN THING and we're not even twins!

Chaos: ahh im useing a caculater
Me: CHEATER
Me: Pumpkin eater
Jay: aye so did we, tis a hard life. (on the format thing)
Me: Cow beater
Jay: lol
Josh: Chicken Seed eater? O.o
Me: I already said eater you doosh
Josh: Water Heater? O.o
Me: Monkey Feeder
Me: Donkey Peter
Chaos: book readed
Josh: X.X
Josh: That doesn't rhyme!
Chaos: reader*
Me: Funky l33ter (that's me 'n you, Jeska XD)
Jay: hey...i read books *frowns*
Josh: Parking Meter
Me: GOOD ONE
Me: Duck Pooper.. wait no. Towers Teeter

...Yeaaah... some randomness with eaterliter ness.

Chaos: ahh my computer just fell apaat
Chaos: apart*
Josh: O.o
Jay: and you are still on instant messinger, that doesn't make much since.
Chaos: hmm *wonders whre a small red thingy might go*
Me: Your spelling doesn't make much sense.
Jay: mine?
Me: XD Sorry I just had to say that. I haven't been mean in awhile
Jay: lol
Me: You said since, instead of sense
Me: At least ya didn't put cents
Me: Then I'd have to kill you
Jay: oh, lol, sorry

I'm a spelling weirdo.

Me: Note to self: HALLELUJAH I'M DONE WITH MATH
Josh: YAY!!!
Josh: *Glomps Ann*
Jay: note to sself: in my next life get my moms english skills
Me: mom's*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jay: lol
Me: self*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Anywho.
Jay: lol
Jay: tim says that a lot
Chaos: wow i feel funny *twitches* stupid ben franklen inventing that thingy that hurts to touch..... ahh my mind is gone!!
Me: ZOOM
Me:Didja know Zoom spelled backwards is mooZ
Me: ...
Me: Mooz Booze
Jay: tim=bad memor for ann
Me: I'm gonna make a product for that
Jay: *memory x.x
Me: Tim liked me in 4th grade that's not kewl
Jay: lol, he probably still dreams of you every night =P
Me: Jay, don't be jealous. I know you've been secretly desiring Tim.
Jay: thats not even funny -.-
Me: Yes it is. I found it quite amusing.
Chaos: me too
Me: Oh, and by the way... that's*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH A
Me:Don't you just love it when I get on your nerves? >D
Jay: x.x i'm just gonna die and end my suffering
Jay: *dies*
Me: Go meee go meee
Me: >.>
Me: Wow I actually praised myself.
Me: AnyWHO!

Lol ^^;;;;; Let me try to explain. I think Chaos touched an eletrical socket >.> and then she was kind of off in her own little world as her "computer fell apart." As you know, I'm a spelling weirdo. So I kept correcting Jay and being evil. Tim is a guy that used to like me at my old school. CREEPY!! And the "Wow I actually praised myself" part is because usually I say something bad about myself, not something like "Go meee!" ...And the Mooz Booze ....I just felt like saying that :D

Jay: (wonders when josh will just admit defeat)
Me: I know you can't win
Me: I don't lose
Me: Because
Me:I am Pei-Ann's second hand. And Pei-Ann is god.
Jay: lol

See, I was kicking Josh's butt so that's why we said what we said. I was like "Jay stop being a genius." And he says, "If I'm a genius, then what's Pei-Ann? She's number one on the math team." "I call Pei-Ann GOD." Pei-Ann IS god, and if you say otherwise I will be forced to poke your eye out.

Josh: My final answer?
Josh: GREEN!!!
Me: Is that your final answer?
Josh: Yes! o.o;;;
Josh: Wait...
Josh: no!
Josh: Blue...
Josh: Yellow
Josh: 46
Josh: Yellow poopy pants?
Me: NO
Josh: Grey tennis racket?
Me: NO NO NO
Me: GOD DAMMIT NO JOSH
Josh: Ok...
Me: ..Well that was fun :-D
Josh: lol

Lol he asked if I had split personalities and I said I didn't think so but I had two extreme mood swings.. One is regular me as now. The other is like this: "Touch me and I'll kick your pansy ass, you falker. I hate you and I hate this bloody world so what better to do than to destroy it?"

Chaos: Ann, no more... no more sugar... NO!!!!! *either hits Ann (me) or makes a threatening gesture =P*

I get really hyper sometimes, whether I just ate sugar or not. But, ya know, people naturally assume I had sugar so.. whenever I getsss really hyper, Chaos scolds me like that =p I'm psycho when I'm hyper.. then again, am I ever not psychotic?

Chaos: *telling me about what she think the answer should be..*
Me: *sudden random outburst* UP SHUT!!!

That was in reading class. We were doing a story map for "The Gift of Magi" and I suggested an answer. Then she said a better answer! And I forgot what I was doing.. probably drawing.. but I was concentrating hard or something so I suddenly yelled "UP SHUT!!" People stared o.o;;

Alex: Your name's Lisa? Shut up, I love that name!
Lisa: Did she just tell me to shut up?
Skinner: Take it outside.

LOL THE SIMPSONS!!!

Me: *writing Nine Inch Nails (The Perfect Drug) lyrics on a drawing she had done*
Joe: *snatches it from her and begins to read it... then passes it back* Ann, you worry me.

Hehehe! I had draw my char Sakura Dagger the day before, and I was writing Nine Inch Nails and Dry Cell lyrics all over it in a spiraling boxy-frame way. It worried Joe, and scared Jessica... but hey, Cameron liked it :D

Reading Teacher: *doing vocabulary*
Me: *thinking 'Don't pick me don't pick meee I don't know this one ><'*
Reading Teacher: What's the answer, Ann?
Me: FOICK!!! *slaps forehead*
Reading Teacher: Er... no.

You know how teachers always call on you when you don't know that one stoopid question? Yeah, annoying. I usually don't say "foick", especially not very loud. But I say something like it E.e

Me: EVIL I TELL YOU EVIL
Dissident Heaven: SORRIES
Dissident Heaven: AND ITS EVILE
Dissident Heaven: NOT EVIL
Me: EVALE
Dissident Heaven: EBIL
Me: EVARLE
Dissident Heaven: lol
Dissident Heaven: YEA
Me: AEY!
Dissident Heaven: LET'S MAKE BISCUTS
Me: BISCUITS MM
Me: WIT BUTTER
Me: AND BALONEY
Dissident Heaven: MAYBE I GET A GIANT BURRITO TOO
Me: BURRITO WIT BEANS!?
Me: OR JUST KETCHUP
Dissident Heaven: BURRITO AND A LARGE PLASTIC POOP

LOL Sorry but I don't know what the hell was going on. I think we were both on sugar and shouting out random things

Me: ALL YER TOE SOCKS ARE BELONG TO US
Logan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

He wore toe socks on his arms and I was plotting to steal them. Muah.

Me: ....... *just being quiet like usual*
Logan, or just about anybody else: SHUT UP ANN!!!!

What the hail?? Everyone tells me to shut up and I don't even talk that much lol Well.. least not at school. I write in huge paragraphs to Travis and peoples lol ^^;; Not only do people tell me to shut up a lot, BUT THEY POKE ME!! EVIL! I am too ticklish to be poked!

Erin: It's been obvious for a while the deaths have been following the lines of that twisted poem. The next one is about bee stings. We should use the knowledge to our advantage and try to prev---
Ross: GUYS! GUYS! I've made an astounding breakthrough! The deaths match up with that poem!!
Squand: Somebody got hit by the Stupid Bus.
Ross: Are they ok?

LMAO!! I LOVE SYZYGY OF IDIOCY

Brent: The gold sparkles... do you get them when you become an angel?
Will: Nah, I was playing with glitter 5 minutes ago.

XDDDD Yet another Syzygy of Idiocy moment

Me, sitting in the movie theater about to watch James Bond: Die Another Day with my cousins.
The usual thing where the music goes DUN DUN dooo DUN DUN doo DUNDUNDUN DUN!! And the spotlight goes on James Bond, and he shoots, turning the screen red.
Me: *clasps hand to eye as if she just got shot* MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!! *and everybody turns and looks at her e.e;;*

LoL It was funneeee

Me: Rudolph the red nosed reinndeer
Me: had a very shinnyy noseee
Me: And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glowss
Rikku: all of the other reindeers, used to laugh and call him James. they never let poor rudolph throw legos in front of trains!

LOL You may not find it as funny 'cause it's more of an inside thing, but I lurve it :DDD

Deemer: WOOKIE NUT DOO!!!! :D

Just gotta love Syzygy of Idiocy's Deemer.

Logan: omlette du fromage
Me: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THAT MAN

lol A bit of a Dexter Laboratory moment

Dissident Heaven: dinkus
Me: Dork
Dissident Heaven: baka
Me: farkle
Dissident Heaven: stoopid
Me: fruitloop
Zath: x.x
Dissident Heaven: fruitbcake
Me: piñata
Dissident Heaven: ....whats that?

lol Afterwards I said a piñata is a thing you beat with a stick

Here is some Invader Zim goodness.

Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey
Zim: That HORRIBLE monkey
Gir: YAY!!
Zim: No Gir, that's bad!
Gir: Ooh..
Zim: GIR GIR! UNLEASH THE MONKEY!
Gir: MONKEY

Zim: I just upgraded your guidance system!
Gir: Oh, I left that at home.
Zim: You left what at home?
Gir: The guidy chippy thingy
Zim: Doh! Why would you do that?!
Gir: To make room for the cupcake
Gir: I'M NEKKID
Gir: *eats cupcake* ....*sniffle* I miss the cupcake

I love Invader Zim ^^

Me: I love Elijah!!!
Emily: Yeah remember when he used to have that little beard? He looked like a leprechaun.
Me: If I saw him on the street, I'd run up and say, "I WANT YOUR LUCKY CHARMS!!!"

^^;; Yeah that was in P.E. 3rd hour

L.S.: duckiesssssss..
Me: *comes back with her hoodie up* I'M A NINJA WOOKIE WAAAAYAAH

Twas on AIM and I had gone to change into my pajammers. Yyeeaaahhh

L.S.: *eats fruitloops* I'm loopy
Me: I'm fruity
L.S.: *burps* Nothing like lead to wash down a sandwich
L.S.: Mmm lead
Me: Glue is better
L.S.: bean corn
L.S.: AHAHAH funny word
Me: COOL BEANS CORN
L.S.: EAT THE GLUE GO WASH YOURSELF
L.S.: EAT THE GLUE
L.S.: SHOW ME WHAT YOUR PASTING WITH
L.S.: YEAH
Me: ALRRRIIGTHTY THEN
L.S.: Yaaaaaaaaayyy...gluing popsicle sticks together....

Er... right. The randomness that is my life.

Pei-Ann: LOCO
Me: I KNOW I AM
Me: BUT WHAT AREN'T YOU!

Hehe I love doing that. Because if you say it just right, they think you are saying, "I know I am, but what are you?" So they'll say something like "smart", "cool", or "funny" etc And it's like, "What? You don't think you're cool? Suit yourself!" It's fun to confuse people. Oh, and she called me Loco 'cause that's what my soccer coach used to call me.

Quick Note: Mr. Bigglesworth is this fake cat I have in real life, and I control his speaking in this dialogue :D
Me: Mrow
Logan: Ahhhhhh
Me: hhhhhhA
Logan: Don't eat me, Mr. Bigglesworth!
Logan: I'm a virgin!!!!!
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: GET IN MAH BELLAY
Logan: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: Yeh look like uh babay
Logan: I'm 13!
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: I've got bigger chunks o' corn in meh crap than yeh!
Logan: You're fake
Logan: You stupid cat
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: You're off my Christmas list!
Logan: You were never on mine
Logan: Loser
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: Your mom
Logan: at least I have one
Logan: You stupid fake cat
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: You're a stupid fake cat!!!
Logan: I know I am but what are you
Logan: Hahahahahaha
Logan: Beat that
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: I know you are, but what are you? (Yeah that's right, figure it out.)
Logan: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo to you!
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: TU CHOCOLATE GATO ES EN MI PANTALONES!
Me: Mr.Bigglesworth: Mi perro es tu mama!
Logan: Bonjour
Logan: Ca va?
Me: Mr. Bigglesworth: Yes.
Me: :D
Logan: stupid
Me: Tu casa es mi casa?
Logan I don wanna talk to you no more
Logan: You silly English kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkknigits
Me: FIND ME A SHRUBBERY
Logan: NIH

A little foreign language, a little Austin Powers, and a little Monty Python. XD

Me: *not feeling emotionally her best*
Chaos: You okay..?
Me: No, I'm fine.

I'm not okay, but I'm fine =P

Chaos: And you have to.. *pauses*
Me: eat it.
Chaos: eat it.
Me: Thank you, I am god.
Chris: Oh my Ann!

Oh my god... Oh my Ann... hehe

Here are some of my idiotic answers in science class's Are You Really Thinking?s.

The end of the Are You Really Thinking?: How many cats did I see?
The answer I wrote down: Yes. Cats.

Are You Really Thinking?: A recent study in the town of Blue Rock found a surprising number of residents who could not speak the English language. These findings startled the townspeople for there were no foreigners at all living in the town. But the survey was correct. How could this be true?
The answer I wrote down: They don't have any teeth.

Are You Really Thinking?: Trolls enjoy eating people for dinner but always pretend to give them a chance at escaping their fate. The hapless victim is offered a choice of two slips of paper and told that one says "Dinner" and the other says "Freedom." If they choose the slip saying "Freedom," the troll releases them. If they choose the slip saying "Dinner," the troll eats them for dinner. But because the trolls enjoy cheating, both slips of paper actually say "Dinner" - so no one should ever escape. One peasant boy had been warned about this terrible trick, and he managed to work out a way of getting away from the troll uneaten. How did he do it?
The answer I wrote down: He used a pitchfork to stab the troll in the eye and ran.

Hey, we all know peasant boys carry pitchforks! I mean, C'MON!! >:D

The end of one of the Are You Really Thinkings?: Do you know the answer?
The answer I wrote down: No.

I can't find the exact are you really thinking, but at the end it was all "Can you figure out the answer?" And I said no XD

John: Uh oh...
Me: What?
John: *runs down the aisle, farting loudly* OKLAHOMA BOMBING!!!

LOL! It was hilarious. I know the real bombing isn't funny at all, but the farting-bombing thing.. yeah. We were in like Walmart or something and it smelled HORRIBLE.

Me at Lunch Period: *takes a grape and throws it at the line of people standing for a lunch ticket*
Me: *hits a preppy girl in the perfectly in the head and she starts wiping her hair repeatedly, freaked out and looking around XD*
L.S.: GRAPE MURDER!!!

Har har, you shoulda seen that girl I hit. She was all "OMG MY HAIR" XD I think Austin might've seen me do that. o.O;; Shush.

Me, singing: Did you think that I would crrrryyy on the phone? Do you know what it feels liiiikkeee being alone? I'll find someone newwww... Swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart is crushed by a former love. Cannnn youuu helpp meee carrry onn again?
L.S.: Maybe.
L.S.: You gotta go to Oz.
L.S.: Follow the yellow poka dot road.
Me: ooOooooOOooo
L.S.: Watch out for Alice (She/he's a mad driver) Beware the mad hatter (For he's gay)
L.S.: When you find the golden septure, you can be cured of pain and sorrow.

LOL I was singing a g00d song and she got all mad hatter on me.

L.S.: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah babie
L.S.: The ducks quack in harmony with the llama.
L.S.: -^^- w00t I spwak da trooth
Me: Oink oink!
L.S.: SQUASH BANANA
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
L.S.: MESH BATANA
Me: YOU HAVE INFURIATED THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE
L.S.: TP
L.S.: TP FOR THE BUNGHOLE
L.S.: WE MUST SACRIFICE OUR TP SO AS NOT TO ANGER THE BUNGHOLE
Me: THY WRATH SHOWS NO MERCY FOR PUNY HEAD-SQUISHING CHILDS
L.S.: Darn
L.S.: Oh well. Let's go get tacos then.
Me: Alright.

...I have no clue.