I hate mormons.
Just thinking about these fucking assholes gets my blood pressure up about a hundred points. Don't these people get the message when we're slamming the door in their faces, spitting on and beating them? GO AWAY!!
Do you Mormons need a CAT scan? God was not once a man. You are not going to get your own planet and become a god yourself when you die. There is ONLY ONE GOD in Christianity and He does not have any 'Goddess wives'. Your bible was just something some idiot pulled out of a hat and I mean this LITERALLY, look it up for yourself. The Book of Mormon was translated by a man who read it out of a hat. God does not live on a planet near the Earth. God is infinite and is not limited by a physical body. Jesus and Satan were not brothers because Jesus was God's only son. Mary WAS a virgin. Africans and other people of colour are not the "cursed people" or the "children of Satan" and God loves them.The color of a person's skin has no merit with God. No prophet of God ever made a statement like Joseph Smith's. King Nebuchadnezzar had similar pride to Joseph Smith's. He was driven out by God to live with the animals (see Daniel 4:28-33). If Christianity is actually correct ( which I *think* it is but I can't say I know because no one does) God will be your judge and not your stupid false prophet Joseph Smith. Your dumb book has been corrected over 4000 times and is highly plagerized. You are all idiots and need to seek help.
I should get a bunch of vicious dogs and starve them for a few days so the next time a damn mormon shows up, I'll let my ravenous killers tear this dickhead a new rectum. Another excellent solution to dealing with these wastes of space is to chain their arms and legs together, load them onto a boat and torpedo the hell out of the ship. All the mormons can then suffocate and spend eternity getting shit on by fish.
I hate them even more because I once had a dream about a mormon. One came knocking on my door and as soon as I opened the door, started preaching about Jesus Christ. I then karate kicked the torso off and proceeded to punt each limb off my property. Ok, so the dream wasn't that bad but you get the point. I'd sooner become a chew toy for a pack of lions than to ever devote my life to Mormonism.
Updated: Saturday, August 14, 2004 1:06 PM EDT
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