Rage Against the Truly Annoying : Part 2: Why Mormon is Spelled M-o-r-o-n
I hate mormons.

Just thinking about these fucking assholes gets my blood pressure up about a hundred points. Don't these people get the message when we're slamming the door in their faces, spitting on and beating them? GO AWAY!!

Do you Mormons need a CAT scan? God was not once a man. You are not going to get your own planet and become a god yourself when you die. There is ONLY ONE GOD in Christianity and He does not have any 'Goddess wives'. Your bible was just something some idiot pulled out of a hat and I mean this LITERALLY, look it up for yourself. The Book of Mormon was translated by a man who read it out of a hat. God does not live on a planet near the Earth. God is infinite and is not limited by a physical body. Jesus and Satan were not brothers because Jesus was God's only son. Mary WAS a virgin. Africans and other people of colour are not the "cursed people" or the "children of Satan" and God loves them.The color of a person's skin has no merit with God. No prophet of God ever made a statement like Joseph Smith's. King Nebuchadnezzar had similar pride to Joseph Smith's. He was driven out by God to live with the animals (see Daniel 4:28-33). If Christianity is actually correct ( which I *think* it is but I can't say I know because no one does) God will be your judge and not your stupid false prophet Joseph Smith. Your dumb book has been corrected over 4000 times and is highly plagerized. You are all idiots and need to seek help.

I should get a bunch of vicious dogs and starve them for a few days so the next time a damn mormon shows up, I'll let my ravenous killers tear this dickhead a new rectum. Another excellent solution to dealing with these wastes of space is to chain their arms and legs together, load them onto a boat and torpedo the hell out of the ship. All the mormons can then suffocate and spend eternity getting shit on by fish.

I hate them even more because I once had a dream about a mormon. One came knocking on my door and as soon as I opened the door, started preaching about Jesus Christ. I then karate kicked the torso off and proceeded to punt each limb off my property. Ok, so the dream wasn't that bad but you get the point. I'd sooner become a chew toy for a pack of lions than to ever devote my life to Mormonism.

Rage Against the Truly Annoying : Part 1: Put Down The Fork You Fat Bastard
While sitting with a friend I brought up the subject of gym memberships and how much of a waste of money I thought they were.

"So you're against physical activity?" They said.

"No . . .I just think they're a waste of money. I've never really set foot in one and I've lost more weight and I'm in better shape than the 3 of you that do combined."

"Well maybe that's just what works for you" They said.

And that's where the stupidity of that sentence fustrates the bejesus out of me 'Maybe *that's* what works for *you*'. Do you even understand the stupidity of that sentence? Doing what I did worked for me, yes, but in order for that sentence to even make any sense as a comeback what they're doing would have to be working just as well for them. AND IT'S NOT.

I'm stronger, leaner, faster, and a whoooole lot more limber than they are and I didn't have to waste absurd amounts of money at the gym. That's my point. You can do just as well or better than at the gym without wasting money. Is that concept soooo hard to understand? Maybe it actually wouldn't be such a waste of money if they actually had a plan about it or didn't eat garbage everyday but that's not the case.

You may be wondering why this topic fustrates me so much and I guess I should make that a little more clear. I've known a lot of people who thought going to the gym was just the answer to their fitness prayers and then a year later they're still fat or weak and they always end up complaining to me about it eventually and it's all I can do to not laugh right in their face.

This culture is obsessed with fitness and dieting and yet 60% of us are overweight. Over half of those people aren't just overweight, they are morbidly obese by medical standards. All of those fat people ( and some of they skinny ones who think they are fat who are getting a virtual bitch slap from me if they're reading this ) are just searchin g for real quick fix. They want to eat as much as they want and avoid the outdoors as much as possible and then whine and complain that they're still fat. Here's an idea: PUT DOWN THE FORK!!! GO OUTSIDE AND RUN, JOG, SKIP . . .DO SOMETHING!

Being healthy in this country is free, okay? I don't hate fat people or anything like that. Horay for those people out their who are fat and happy about it.m good for you. It's those one's who whine and fucking complain as they don't even bloody try anything or if they are trying something it's so stupidly absurd that even the dimest simpleton could see that's it not gonna work.

And for those scrawny guys who want to bulk up because they look like a god damn famine victim that could blow away in the wind or fall through a crack in the floor at any moment: yOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE GYM. You need to walk you're scrawny ass over to see a nutritionist and then get yourself some medium sized weights. Cost effective and the money you spend is going to last you a life time. Not just a freaking year at some God-awful misery-sucking machine that alway reeks of fat-guy sweat full of people who just think way too much of themselves.

Air Conditioning
I love air conditioning, which is really sad since I'm an environmentalist but still.

I just got my air conditioner installed and not a moment too late indeed. I was getting a bit worried that my hamster would die from all the humidity in my room ( I'm on the top floor). Also I can finally concentrate on my homework and not drip sweat all over it :-)

My cat is weird . . .
I don't know what's wrong with Shrooms lately. He's just been dying for attention 24/7. He always has to be sitting on my computer desk and if there's no room for him on my desk because I'm doing some work or something he'll sit right next to my chair and stare at me like he's the most neglected cat in the world.

At night he likes to sleep in my bed with me and that's fine by me except for the fact that he has to sleep ontop of my hair to make sure I won't go anywhere and then he starts to groom me as soon as I fall asleep. I love my cat but his breath is horrid and he makes my hair smell like that when he cleans me. It is awful cute though. Oh and let's not forget what happens in the morning when he's decided that I've slept enough. He bites my nose till I wake up and if that doesn't work he'll start biting my ears and chewing on my hair. He's the strangest little beast ever.

I Think I'm Gonna Scream!
Stupid freaking Easter Sunday and my mothers stupid Easter turkey. Grrr. Everyone that I've told I don't want to eat an animals has just had to add their two cents about how dumb they think I am ( except for Paul) and how I "don't know what I'm missing" did they ever stop to think that I DO know what I get to miss out on by not eating meat and that's EXACTLY why I don't want to eat it.

It's not like this is an easy thing for me either. I used to be a burger junkie. I can't say that I don't miss the taste of meat but oh well. I love animals and I don't want to be at all responsible for hurting one. This is the 21st century and humans can get along just fine and be perfectly healthy without eating animals, so why don't we? Any animal suffering in this day and age is completely unnecessary.

So get off my freaking back about it! I don't bother other people for choosing to eat meat so why do they have to bother me about choosing not to eat meat? Do they feel the need to "save" me or something? Save me how? By giving me cancer, heart disease, a stroke maybe? Thanks, I'll do without.

Bored
This has been a pretty fruitless week. I haven't done much lately actually so I've had nothing to write about.

My fiance finally got around to checking out my site and reading this blog and he said I was being "showy". He said that I'm like putting on a happy front or something. Dumbass. Does he really think I'm going to sob and cry and drivvel over everything bad that's happened in my life? Sorry, I'm writing most of this down because I want to remember GOOD things. The bad things are already embedded deep within my being, I don't need to write them down. Even if I did write all my depressing crap on here he'd get mad at me for it anyway. Like there's actually alot of people who read this. Ha! I'm sure my 3 readers will be revitted (sp?) by my self-mutilation and my life as an unwanted child. It's so orignal (NOT!). Everyone and their mom is screwed up these days. I wouldn't be shocking anyone.

Soooo late . . .must find . . .comfy pillow . . .nappy time now . . .me no sleep work well without . . .

A Prayer
The prayer request is for a little boy in Tifton......

The Prayer is for Joe William Sheffield (he is 9-years old)?his mother is a teacher in the school system in Tifton, Georgia. They attend First Baptist Church in Tifton. He has been diagnosed with cancer and began his Chemo on Christmas Eve.

First Baptist has a program called the Prayer Beeper. When you pray for this child, call this toll free number 1-877-546-0248. Listen to the recording and input number 733#.

What happens is this child wears the beeper and every time it vibrates he knows somewhere someone is lifting him up in prayer! What a wonderful ministry. I just did this myself?what an awesome blessing for this little boy every time he gets a buzz...and what a blessing for us to know that we are showing him God's love in such a quick way.

Please take a minute out of your day to say a prayer for Joe William...I am sure it means a lot to him and helps keep his spirits up every time he gets a "beep".

Please pass this along to all of your friends so Joe will know that even people that don't know him still care enough to say a prayer for him.

Free Me
I didn't ask you to take me from here
I didn't ask to be broken
I didn't ask you to stroke my hair
or treat me like a worthless token

but my skin is thick
and my mind is strong
I am build like my father was
I've done nothing wrong

so free me
I just wanna feel what life should be
I just want enough space
to turn around
and face the truth
so free me

when are you gonna realize
you're just wrong
you can't even think for yourself
you can't even make up your minds
so my mind's a jail
I hate the whole goddamn human race
what the hell do you want from me
kill me if you just don't know
or free me

I just wanna feel what life should be
I just want enough space to turn around
'cause you're all fucked
some day maybe you'll treat me like you
Goldfinger

Riding The Bus
Grrr. My step dad refuses to drop off my school work ( even though it IS on his way to work) anymore because my mother is being a childish little brat and told him not to. Now I have to take the bus. This bites.

I hate taking buses to the far east outskirts of this city, it's so confusing and I've never really been there. Plus I have to make sure I pick an apopriate time between between school hours otherwise I'll have to deal with tyhose freaking whiney teenagers that hate me for no reason. It's not that what they say hurts my feelings or anything or that I'm too chicken to fight ( I've kicked their asses before) it's just that I'd rather not have to listen to them and even though I have gotten into alot of fight I actually hate fighting. I walk away most of the time because I couldn't be bothered but there's just that many homophobic people in my old highschool who like to pick fights with me that it just acumulates quite the number of fights for me. Hopefully one day they will grow up. It's not likely though.

It's strange that that many people in one place can be so ignorant. I wonder what happened. Did their parents drop them on their heads or something? Is all the asbetos in the run down place getting into their brains and causing defects? One will never know . . .

Well, I'm going to catch the bus at about 12:15pm. Hopefully I don't get lost. I lost my glasses so it's going to be near impossible to read the signs. *sigh* Oh well, gotta give it a shot, don't want to turn into a failure like my mother which is exactly where I'll be headed if I don't finish high school.

Open Your Mind, Not The Bible
Before any Christians or what not get mad at me because of the title of this entry, hear me out.

I am a follower of the Roman Catholic faith. I believe in God and the Christ. The one thing I don't believe in though is using The Bible to dictate how everyone else should live their life.

I am really irritated right now at the Christians and the Catholics whose only excuse for believing that something is wrong is "Well,uh, like, The Bible says it's bad so there!". Who the heck gave them the right to go around saying that God's Way is the only way? What the heck makes them think that they are so smart that they know what's best for everyone or how everyone should live their life?

If you think something is wrong and you disagree with someone about it, fine, that's what makes life interesting but if you don't have at least one original thought in your head to back up your opinion then you are ignorant. God gave you and brain and He wants you to use it!The Bible is a great book that teaches alot of good values and alot of good things but it was not meant to think for you. If you can't think for yourself then you need to seek help because something is wrong with you. Humans are supposed to think for themselves. Our minds are such amazing gifts and they go to waste because people just refuse to use them.

Basically I'm saying is the all the pushy people who like to push their religion on everyone else need to know these things: You do not know what is best for everyone, you do not which religion is right and which one is wrong, you do not know if The Bible is the Truth and you most certainly do not have *any* right whatsoever to tell someone that they are going to hell because they don't see things the way you do.

This goes for Christians, Jews, Buddhists or anyone else. I don't care how right you think your faith is you have no possible way of knowing for sure so don't go around pretending you do because you don't and you're being rude and hurtful and ignorant.

*steps off her soap box* There, I feel alot less annoyed now that I said that . . .