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1. The obvious-hang your head out of the car and bark at random people.
2. My parents always told me that it was the driver that got the music-now I can drive and they totally regret it....muwhahahaha! Get evil with this one.
3. Ask are we there yet every 2 seconds. A classic, but spice it up a bit by going into different accents, and if possible, different languages.
4. Attempt break dancing. Back seat works the best.
5. Hop up and down and try to get everyone else in the car to do so also. This can make the car bump up and down and people look at you funny....not that they wouldn't anyway....
6. Duct tape someone to the roof and have them travel like in a convertable.
7. Have contests about who can find the biggest whole in the seat covering.
8. Get into an all out war for the control of the radio.
9. Listen to really annoying music on your head phones and sing, sing, sing!
10. Tap the driver on the shoulder repeatedly and pretend you didn't do anything when they turn around.
11. See if you can barrow your way through the back seat into the trunk. NOTE: Some cars the back seat just flips right out and you can hide away in the trunk easily.
12. Stick ice cubes down the drivers shirt (this one thanks to Skye Rocket. Tankies!!! £^.^£ You've gotta read her stuff, it's great!)
13. Recite the best lines to a movie...over and over and over and.....
14. Attempt a handstand. My friend actually did one- it is possible!!
15. See if you can trap people's heads in the windows when they stick them out.
16. Keep changing the heat to air conditioning and vise versa.
17. Scream and rant whenever a car comes close to you. WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! (see Fairy...I spelt 'gonna' right!!)
18. Tap your fingers on something loud like the window the whole way there.
19. Give the person a massage with your feet.
20. Keep changing seats (obviously you kinda have to be in the back for this one).
21. Chip and unclip the seat belt over and over again.
22. Whisper secret plans to your stuffed animal/the chair. If anyone asks what you're doing, reply, "Wouldn't you like to know?!"
23. Do your homework. The teachers really hate car handwriting because it's really hard to read. Muwhahaha...it's great.
24. Write messages in the fog on the windows. Get creative and write them backwards for everyone else to see.
25. Ask questions about numbers-is six catrillion really a number?!
26. Have to go to the bathroom every 5 miles.
27. Complain about the bumps and ask them to miss more of them.
28. Get hard candy and throw them at the windows.....IT'S HAILING!!!
29. Make animal noises whenever you pass people. Start with farm animals and work your way up. See how long you can keep it going. This really annoys parents.
30. If you're hungry: Look at the color of the cars passing by and say a different food that relates to the color of the car. It passes time.
31. Play the sign game! An absolute, no fail way to annoy parents, unless they like playing as well. A in Augustus!! B in Breckenridge!!
32. Try to get the wave started in the car. See if the driver will start as well. <~~~the driver doing the wave is kinda scary...beware.
33. Write!!!!!! DAH!!! What better way to pass the time then write!!!! Plus, then your parents wont attempt to kill you once the ride is over.
34. Ask if you can drive, over, and over and over again.
35. Sing 101 Bottles of Stuff on the wall!
36. The ants go marching 1, 234,567,890 by 1,234,567,890 hurra! Hurra!
37. Clap out the patterns to songs. See if people will guess which ones they are.
38. Practice up on Maoris Code on the window.
39. Dig through other people's suit cases....be careful.
40. Get a rousing game of Truth or Dare going in the dark back of the bus (cars don't work very good for this one).
41. See how many limbs can actually fit outside of the window at one time. Can you get 2 legs and 2 arms? You better be flexible!
42. Conduct an orchestra and sing to classical music.
43. Walk around the car/bus with your feet on the ceiling.
44. If in a bus, see how far you can slide down the middle section!
45. Jump from seat to seat and pretend that you are Tarzan.
46. Farting noises. Just think about what they can do!
47. Sit with your feet were your head should go. BEWARE OF THE RUSHING BLOOD TO THE HEAD THING!
48. Attempt to have a long conversation with the driver. It can really bug them.
49. Cry. It annoys the crap out of people and they will most likely stupidly ask if you if you are ok.....of course you're not! You're crying!!
50. Steal the toilet paper from the toilet (for charter busses).