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Balance a nearly full bucket of water against someone's door at night. When they open it the next morning it will fall and flood their room. Even better against elevator doors.
Remove someone's doorknob and reinstall it with the lock on the inside. Works best if the victim is in the room and the door is locked and you have his/her keys.
If the victim has a recessed door, fill the area flush with the wall (perhaps with drywall) and paint to match the wall. Victim returns to a wall where the door used to be.
Place clear tape across the outside of a door from top to bottom. Frequently people will run into it especially if they are in a hurry.
If the door is metal and has a metal frame, weld the person into (or out of) their room. Can be done to the hinges as well if there is no metal door.
Steal a person's door. Leave a trail of clue's as to where to find it. Have them running all over the place trying to find it and have them end up somewhere near where they started. (like in the next room)
Jam so many pennies between the door and the door frame that the person cannot turn the doorknob to get out. Even better if the pennies are superglued in place to prevent removal. Also you may wish to put vaseline on the inside doorknob to prevent them from being able to turn the knob.
Place "Bang-Snaps" in precarious positions on a door so that they will drop and explode when the door is opened. (such as balanced on the doorknob)
Brick up the entrances to a building at night before anyone arrives.
Reverse the peephole on peoples door. Allows for some interesting spying since very few people actually check this part of the door.
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Mail Pranks
Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim's name. Make sure to check "Bill Me".
Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding.
Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim's address to someplace like Guam.
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Showering Pranks
Urinate in a person's shampoo.
Put Nair or some other hair removal chemical in a person's shampoo or conditioner. You may need to distract the person for a moment to let the stuff take a better hold.
Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they disolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower...
On a cubicle where the door reaches the floor, seal the door shut and fill the cubicle with water. You may wish to introduce marine life.
Flush toilets while a person showers. The more toilets the better.
Swipe a person's cloths while they are showering. Put them in an embarasing place such as the showers for people of the opposite sex.
Glue the lids to people's shampoo shut. They get all wet and then realize they can't wash their hair.
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Toilet Pranks
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.
Place a small tube in one or the water holes with the other end pointed outward at the victim. When flushed results in an improptu shower.
Flush waterproofed cherry bombs or M-80's down public toilets. Explosives in Port-O-Potty's can be fun too.
Place vasilene (or some other reasonably clear gel) on the seat at night. Listen for the screams. ICY-HOT or Atomic Balm are even better. Also put the stuff on the toilet paper.
Shoe Polish of the appropriate color on the seat.
Place several packages of "Knox" (clear geletin) in the toilet of someone who will not be around for several days. Looks like water and is harder to detect than the celophane on the lid. For a more instant effect, there is a substance availlable at most magic supply stores called anhydrous sodium poly-acrylate which holds up to 300 times its weight in water. Doesn't take much to turn a toilet solid or someone's drink, or...
Rig a 220 outlet to a urinal. I can only imagine how much this would hurt.
Rig an outhouse to have some explosive buried in the hole, and the trigger to the toilet seat. The victim will have a great time trying to clean that off.
Place a candle a little below the seat and off to the side. Methane lights up quite nicely.
