Just sum sayinz n stuff....do wateva wit em! =)
- - --^[give me a home amongst the mull trees, pass the bong please, a joint or 2, a pipe will do, the crops r out da back, da junkies out da frount, and were all FUCKING STONNED
- - --^[b a surfy not a prick wax ur oard and not ur dick smoke a smoke and not a but fuk a virgin not a slut
- - --^[Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures, remember when someone annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown but, it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and bitchslap the motherf**ker in the head!
- - --^[dont upset me im running out of places 2 hide the bodies
- - --^[i was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven but when i went 2 hell i hit on the devil 2 much
- - --^[i had a party last nite. U didnt come.... but ur boyfriend did... twice
do u wanna place house?...u be the sliding door and i'll slam u all nite long
- - --^[Stoners live and Stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first you dont succeed then fuck the world and smoke some weed!
- - --^[Wine me, Dine me, 69 me!
- - --^[I wanted 2 send u sumfin beautiful, charming, funny and sexy! But the postman told me 2 get the fuck outta the mailbox!
- - --^[If u want more grunt go root a pig
- - --^[roses are red, violets are blue, the softer the bed, the better the screw
- - --^[u tell ur guys u played me lyke a bitch, i tell my gurlz uve got a pin dick, try me boi ill make u see, u guyz aint got shit on me
- - --^[itz not da length and its not da size, it how many times u can make it rise!
- - --^[my name isnt elmo but u can tikle me if u want
- - --^[dont hate me bcoz im beautiful. hate me bcoz ur bf thinkz i am.
- - --^[OOOOOOOHHH..they hav the internet on compootas now!
- - --^[u laugh @ me coz im diffrent. i laugh @ u coz ur all the same.
- - --^[im awake!wat more do u want?
- - --^[little miss muffet sat on her tuffet with a dildo the size of her arm. along came a nigga whos dick was much bigger and did her some permanent harm.
- - --^[im a nobody....nobody iz perfect..therefore...i am perfect!