LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH IS A DOPELGANGER.
This is not the full extent of his powers. No sir. THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH is the owner of many and varied powers. They are many and varied.
In his wisdom THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH has deemed you all worthy to behold but a few of his wonderous powers.
This shall increase your fear of THE MIGHTY BUTTPHISH.

You have been warned.

Start incomplete list of powers:

The Buttphish has the power to turn his skin red.


The Buttphish has sufficient might to fight two animals at once.


Here is the Buttphish strangling a dog.


The Buttphish is often half naked


The Buttphish is a cannibal.


The Buttphish can utilize Homoerotic Camouflage. Examples A and B:


The Buttphish can spiritually inhabit the bodies of animals.





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