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Most of Britney's answers in this interview are real. I got them from an authentic interview but I changed the questions.
Anyway, I caught up with Britney just as she made her exit from the bedroom of Anne Robinson. This is what she said...
Me: Hey, Britney.
Brit: Hey!
Me: What do you think of the alternative lyrics many people write about you?
Brit: When I first saw those songs, I loved them. They have great attitude with edge, I'm so happy people know enough about me to publish them on their Spider Webs!
Me: Web pages.
Brit: Yeah, that too.
Me: Rumours tell us that you filmed a porno movie with the guy who plays Riley Finn in Buffy: the vampire Slayer. What did you think of it?
Brit: The video was soo much fun to make. It was filmed in L.A. at the same school where Grease was shot! Randy Conner choreographed it.
Me: While we're on this subject, we spoke to your cousin who claimed that your preformance the other night in the... uh... hot-tub was... *cough* great. He's offered to be your partner in the next porno movie. Would you go for it even though you're related?
Brit: When I was 8 I realized that I loved to perform. If the opportunity came up to be on a film or television show I would go for it.
Me: What made you alter your career and become a hooker?
Brit: I love to travel...and meeting tons of cool people!
Me: How did you learn the *ahem* "tricks of the trade"?
Brit: I'm going through a homeschooling program. I do it myself and it's very hard because I don't have a tutor. I really prefer it that way, though!
Me: What is the sluttiest outfit you own?
Brit: A catholic school girl uniform.
Me: People have heard stories of you performing oral sex en masse. How would you describe it?
Brit: My favorite performance so far was in Toronto. The crowd was amazing - it was the biggest crowd I've ever had - 18,000 people.
Me: If you had the choice, which two people would you have a threesome with?
Brit: Definately Madonna. Madonna's cool. And for the guy - Ricky Martin.
Me: How long have you been such a whore?
Brit: Since I was a baby - and it always annoyed my mom!
Me: How many guys do you have going at the moment?
Brit: Probably 20 or 22- I'm not really sure how many I have.
Me: Would you call yourself a slut?
Brit: Yes. Yes definately.
Me: How much clothing do you usually wear?
Brit: Only a little.
Me: How did you feel after the implants were put it?
Brit: Oh it hurt so bad! You know, after the surgery. Everyone kept asking what was wrong with me and I didn't want to talk about it, you know - its so painful. So I was just like, it's my knee. My knee!
Me: And was it really your knee?
Brit: No, it wasn't.
Me: So what do you think of your new boobs?
Brit: Oh they're great! I wouldn't be here without them! I love them soooo very much!
Me: Thanks for giving up such valuable screwing time to talk to us.
Brit: Oh, you're welcome! It's been great!
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