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Waring! |
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Interview with Brit-Brat. |
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Reasons why, apparently, I'm jealous of Britney... yah, whatever.
Her voice: Jeez, I wish my impression of a frog was as good as Britney's!
Her looks: I've always hoped that one day I could be as ugly as Britney... *sigh*
Her excessive number of boyfriends: And I could at least try to keep that many boys going at once!
Her fans: Oh yeah, I really want crowds of screaming fans at all of my concerts just so I can ignore them and treat them like shit. Mmhmm.
Her clothes: Oh, if only I could dress like a slut in clothes I found in the kids department.
Her fame: Oh, I really, really want people to make anti-me sites and write bitchy stuff about me and announce to the world how airheaded I am! Pure bliss!
Her intelligence: Noone is as much of a bimbo as Britney and she has a non-existant IQ! Beat that, Christina!
Her body: And I really hope that someday I can look as fake as she does. There's nothing more sexy than plastic cleavage *nod*
*re-reads list*.... boy, am I jealous.... I can feel the envy bubbling in my veins....
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