Here's a question from the mullet man himself, Will on 1/20/01
What do people mean when they say, "What do you do in your free time?" Who
really has any? Would I want some? And where can I get it?
Hmmm.. a multilayer question...
- Basically they must be bored if they are asking what you do in your free time either that or soviet spies. Like I all ways say Better be safe then sorry. So throw sand (or anything laying around) in their eyes and run. Be sure to cover your trail.
- Soviet spies have plenty... Ever since the space race ended they have nothing to do but play chess.
- Yes and No: With free time you can take up stuff like knitting. Knitting is very relaxing but EXTREMLY boring.
- Once again soviet spies are the answer. If you shout, "HEY LOOK A HEAVY SET WOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE!" The soviet spy will become distracted. Next hit him over the head with a blunt object. Then have his face grafted on to yours (for pointers see Face Off.) With your new identity sit back relax and knit in your free time.
So basically I'm saying (or atleast tryed to convey) free time is often sought after but hard to get unless you are Nicholas Cage. But I think life would be boring if it was relaxing.
"Sleep is for the bored." - me
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